Keeping Up with Kim Kardashian's 25 Sexiest Moments

With a new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiering on Sunday, and last week's engagement to Kris Humphries, life is good for WAG Hall of Famer Kim Kardashian.

Thus, in honor of our favorite SuperWAG, we present her 25 sexiest moments. From smoking-hot photo shoots to scintillating salad commercials—yes, you read that correctly—the hottest of all the Kardashians does not lack for sexy moments in her life.

Enjoy.

25. Kim Plays Receiver

You know the time-honored maneuver at the beach, where your buddy overthrows the football so it lands next to the group of hot ladies sunbathing?

Well, methinks whoever threw this pass decided to just bypass the formalities and hit Kim with a pass as she walked by.

This could have backfired if she weren't looking, of course.

24. Kim Excercises

As you may know, Kim made a workout video, entitled Fit in Your Jeans by Friday: Ultimate Butt Body Sculpt.

I've just been inspired to start working out again.

23. Racer Kim

Many men have spun their wheels trying to garner the favor of Racer Kim, but her heart lies with one man, and one man alone.

22. Kim's Carl's Jr. Commercial

There is a joke here that I'm not allowed to make.

Let's just leave it at that.

21. Kim's Twitpic, No. 1

Symbiotic bathing suits will be all the rage soon, mark my words.

 

Photo from Twitpic

20. Kim as Jasmine

First wish if I had a genie—make me a prince to pair with Kim Kardashian's Jasmine. Well, either that or a sweet magic carpet.

 

Photo from KimKardashian.celebuzz.com

19. The Cosmo Body Issue

Amy Winehouse, if Amy Winehouse was hotter (not a burnout).

 

Photo from Cosmo UK

18. Kim's Calender

The calender that guarantees every day is a good day.

More Calender

How I miss you, 2009.

17. Kim's Complex Photoshoot

Lots of poses, and a few awkward questions.

More Complex

You saw the work that Kim did, and now I present you with the finished product.

As they say in France, magnifique!

 

Photo from Complex

16. Kim in Glamour

Classy is hot.

Kim Kardashian is hot.

Therefore, Kim Kardashian is classy.

(Actually, that is a logical fallacy called "affirming the consequent," and thus doesn't hold up. Sorry Kim, I tried.)

15. Kim Kardashian Is Wonder Woman

“Go in peace, my daughter. And remember that, in a world of ordinary mortals, you are a Wonder Woman.”

- Queen Hippolyte

Words Kim whispers to herself before she goes to bed each night.

14. Kim's Twitpic No. 2

That bathing suit took one look at Kim and began quivering at its forthcoming burden of providing support.

You've done well, bathing suit.

 

Photo from Twitpic

13. Kim in Black Always Works

Music for the picture on the left can be found here.

Music for the picture on the right can be found here.

12. Kim Dressed to the Nines

She may be dressed to the nines, but I give her a 10.

11. Kim in Mexico

Kim was photographed while on vacation in Mexico earlier this year.

Thankfully, somebody saw these photos and evaluated the bikini performances by Kim and her sister, Kourtney.

10. The Naked Truth

"The message is embrace your curves and who you are..." —Kim Kardashian

We'll gladly embrace you, Kim.

 

Photo from Harper's Bazaar

9. Kim in Disaster Movie

Go here.

Do it—trust me.

8. Kim in King Magazine

Long live the queen!

 

Photo from King Magazine

7. Kim in Radar Magazine

"Holywootwoothooooooot!"

The above is an approximation of the sound that came out of my mouth when I first saw this photo.

 

Photo from Radar

6. Kim's Twitpic, No. 3

Dirty old man joke alert! Dirty old man joke alert!

Now that's some good tail right there.

 

Photo from Twitpic

5. Kim as Cleopatra

I will Walk Like an Egyptian, and I'll like it.

Lyrics alteration alert!

All the (Harper's) Bazaar men by the Nile

They got the money on a bet

Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)

They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say

Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Walk like an Egyptian

 

Photo from Harper's Bazaar

4. Kim Makes Skechers Seem Sexy

Men everywhere are the unsuspecting guy at the end, surprised that Kim Kardashian just talked to them.

3. Kim in Silver Paint

I'll be your Silver Surfer, Kim.

 

Photo from W Magazine

More Silver Paint

Or I'll serenade you with Silverchair songs.

(Listen, I already used a Tin Man joke on a different slideshow and I'm running out of silver jokes, bear with me here.)

 

Photo from W Magazine

2. Kim in Playboy

This is how I reacted to this photo.

 

Photo from Playboy

More Playboy

And this is how I reacted to this photo.

 

Photo from Playboy

1. The GQ Shoot

Here, Reggie is thinking, "What happened to me since I graduated from USC?"

And Kim is thinking, "Why isn't he thinking about me?"

And I'm thinking, "I really wish I was the one in this photo with Kim."

 

Photo from GQ

More GQ Shoot

And this is just straight-up one of the sexiest pictures ever taken.

Even if Reggie Bush insists on lurking in the background.

 

Photo from GQ

 

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