Jason Terry Tattoo: Don't Tell Terry That His Lucky Charm Could Be a Jinx
Jason Terry's Tattoo Could Do More Harm Than Good for Mavericks
Lady luck is a fickle little temptress. There is a reason that you don't talk to your pitcher during a no-hitter. You don't want to turn that good luck into bad.
It is very easy to soil some good fortune so badly that it resembles the worst thing in sports, a jinx. Now I am not a strong believer in such athletic voodoo, but Jason Terry certainly is.
Terry wears five pairs of socks religiously during games. That begs the question of how tall Terry really is. For all we know, he could be just as tall as Justin Bieber.
He also wears a pair of shorts from the opposition before bed. I would really like to know how that information was gleaned.
A man of such peculiarities should know that you never tempt fate, and that is what he has done with his Larry O'Brien tattoo.
He has carried a tattoo of the Finals trophy on his right arm for a season now. That good fortune he has absorbed from it may soon run dry. How do I know? That's how jinxes work folks.
They rear their ugly head at the worst possible moment. If Terry goes cold in game seven, Mark Cuban may have to lop off the troublesome appendage. Sorry Terry, there is no other way.
The funny part is that we all know Mark Cuban would seriously consider doing such a thing. The Mavericks owner will do everything in his power to win this series.
Even if it means him suiting up himself. Before you laugh, he would be just as effective as Shaq was this post season.
Alas, stock up on your socks and Heat pajamas Terry. With a tattoo like that, you will need all the luck you can get.
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