Top 30 Hottest NHL Players
Top 30 Hottest NHL Players
When will it stop? On a daily basis “sports” bloggers write about the hottest women in sports, fans, WAGs (uhm, seriously…what is a WAG) and even women who USED to date athletes, but no longer do.
See the pattern? Besides the fact that I find it personally NOT sports related, well why am I not finding hottest men in sports?
What are you women waiting for? The guys continue to get away with positing half naked women and calling themselves “professional sports bloggers” and/or Featured Columnists. Those types of articles are nothing more than gossip columns you’d find in the National Enquirer.
Considering my personal passion for hockey (specifically the NHL), I have created a list of the Top 30 hottest current day NHL players.
Since I posted this…this makes me a sports blogger right?
The man up above…Grady Sizemore is one of the sexiest guys in the….Oh darn. He is in the MLB. Silly me… let’s get to No. 30 on the list…
Uhm, should I bat my eyes and smile now?
30. Matt Duchene: Colorado Avalanche
At only 20 years old he is already making an impact on the Avalanche as well as one of the hottest players currently in the NHL. Just look at his face, how could he not break a spot on this?
29. Kris Versteeg: Philadelphia Flyers
His delightful good looks travelled to Chicago, Toronto and Philadelphia all in one year. I am quite sure though, it is his specialty in rapping that keeps the ladies dreaming of him.
And, well, what girl doesn't like a man in that position?
28. Jonas Hiller: Anaheim Ducks
Not only does he have great hands….to stop the puck (please get your mind out of the gutter), but his eyes…how BLUE-tiful.
27. Patrick Kane: Chicago Blackhawks
He scored the winning goal to win the Stanley Cup. That alone is hot. It is just an added bonus that he has been arrested, and has trouble keeping his clothes on in limos.
26. Steven Stamkos: Tampa Bay Lightning
Who ever knew this kid can grow such an awesome beard? Recently knocked out of the playoffs, he can now show off his hot bod at the beach. Just point me in the direction of which one please.
25. Mike Fisher: Nashville Predators
His wife is all of the lists of WAGs , seriously whatever that means. Mr. Carrie Underwood is a babe. NO ifs, ands or buts about it. Nashville just got hotter this season.
You have no idea how hard it is to find a picture or Fisher without his wife next to him.
24. Jordan Staal: Pittsburgh Penguins
Figured one of the Staal brothers have to make the list. So here is one. I was hoping for Erik, but Pens have more fans.
23. Taylor Pyatt: Phoenix Coyotes
From his eyes, smile and talent, Pyatt has everything a woman could ask for. Sadly, an accident in 2009 caused him to lose his fiance. My heart goes out to him.
22. Taylor Hall: Edmonton Oilers
Mr. Hall brought a lot of attention to the Oilers this season. Not only being the No. 1 draft pick for the 2010 Draft, but his eyes, jaw line, body… well ladies just melted.
Actually it was his flexibility that made me melt personally.
21. Brent Seabrook: Chicago Blackhawks
The hair. Ninety percent of Seabrook’s fan club of ladies is due to his hair. Judging from this picture though, I am only talking about the hair on his head.
20. Ryan Kesler: Vancouver Canucks
Kesler seems to have the most charisma in the Canucks locker room. Not only does he cause laughs, but he also causes ladies to take a double look.
19. Mike Green: Washington Capitals
Typical Mike Green…. never smiles, yet his mysterious ways have women falling all over him I bet if he’d smile he would have been a little higher on this list.
18. Sidney Crosby: Pittsburgh Penguins
He is charismatic, faultless, best player in the NHL at the moment. Just add his looks and you got the complete package ladies.
17. Shea Weber: Nashville Predators
His playoff beard was too sexy for some ladies to handle. Weber’s popularity has grown throughout the NHL. And let’s not forget; he has a hard shot… on the ice.
16. Bobby Ryan: Anaheim Ducks
Maybe it is his lisp that makes the girls fall for him? Or his talent? Hair? Good looks? Either way Bobby Ryan is exceptionally lovable.
15. Paul Bissonnette: Phoenix Coyotes
Nose? What nose? Does anyone else realize that Paul “BizNasty” Bissonnette has a nose period? How can you.. he is the only man to ever make Speedo’s look good.
14. Alexandre Burrows: Vancouver Canucks
About to head in to the Stanley Cup Finals, Burrows has cleaned his act up. Which is quite unfortunate, he used to pull hair.
13. Shane O’Brien: Nashville Predators
Seemingly a good friend of BizNasty… he has got it going on. Girls seem to flock to him. Can you blame them? Nashville just continues to get hot.
12. Mike Richards: Philadelphia Flyers
The Flyers current Captain has it all, except he is missing a goaltender. Richards simply has a dreamy face and gorgeous eyes. No wonder he is one of the least hated Flyers. How could you hate something that looks this good?
11. Carey Price: Montreal Canadiens
With the entire battle for No. 1 goalie in Montreal you wouldn’t expect him to age so beautifully. Now one of the best goalies around, Carey Price has the hands and the looks to be No. 1 … Or No. 11 on this list.
10. Jeff Skinner: Carolina Hurricanes
Nominated for the Calder Trophy, Skinner has won the hearts of young girls everywhere with that charming smile, not only young girls, but cougars too. I think Chris Hansen will be restarting ‘To Catch A Predator’ after this hockey season.
9. Tyler Seguin: Boston Bruins
Another youngin' making the top 10 is Seguin. He was the hero of the Eastern Conference Finals. He also got a lot of hype as the No. 2 pick overall in the 2010 draft. Mostly the hype was about his body. And I do not blame a soul on that one.
8. Jose Theodore: Minnesota Wild
His face is flawless. How anyone manages to score a goal against him on the ice beats me. One look at him and most girls would lose it.
Maybe this is why we don’t play sports?
7. Kris Letang: Pittsburgh Penguins
Oh Letang, every Pen fan swoons for you. Personally, I don’t see it. Maybe it is the hair? Smile? Or maybe the fact that you hoisted the Cup a few seasons back? Whatever it is…it got you to No. 7 on this list.
6. Henrik Lundqvist: New York Rangers
Oh my. He is every girls dream. Extremely pretty and that smile is precious. Look his ashtray is clean…this must mean he does not smoke either. Bonus!
5. Jonathan Toews: Chicago Blackhawks
Captain Serious is seriously HOT. His dark brown eyes and red forehead typically win the ladies over. Sorry though ladies he is taken. His long term relationship with Patrick Kane is still progressing. Better luck next season!
4. Zach Parise: New Jersey Devils
All American Boy Zach Parise stole the hearts of many, mostly after the Vancouver Olympic Games.
As one of the best American players on the ice, there is no doubt Parise belongs this high on the list..and well his smile won the voters over.
3. Brooks Laich: Washington Capitals
His look pierces right through you. Many women find him to be the complete package. Better hope the Caps hold on to him for next season, or the Caps won’t have any contenders for next year on this list.
2. Patrick Sharp: Chicago Blackhawks
Every girl really is crazy about a sharp dressed man…
Voted sexiest man in Chicago in 2011, and even won MVP of the 2011 All-Star Game. Basically everything about Mr. Sharp is perfect.
Of course, he is married…sigh.
SO WHO IN THE WORLD COULD BE No. 1?!?!?
1. LORD STANLEY
Lord Stanley is Chicago’s for right now, but not for long. Stanley will either be with Boston or Vancouver within the next two weeks.
He tends to sleep around a lot and hasn’t stayed in the same city for more than a season in over 10 years.
Still, Lord Stanley is the sexiest thing on the ice. We all must wait until mid June to have him finally grace us with his presence, but it is 100 percent worth it.
Lord Stanley takes the No. 1 spot. As a real and true female fan… nothing is sexier then Lord Stanley being hoisted over the team you adore heads.
Now that this is over, I hope you all have concluded this was all one big joke. I did conduct a poll over a week that started with over 120 NHL Players, down to 45. The top 30 made this list.
The reason for doing this was to well, show who the hottest players are according to over 4,000 votes I received and how cheesy all the men sound making their "Top 100 Lists."
I am sorry, but saying he's hot, sweet, the smile, eyes etc. gets redundant, and boring.
I appreciate everyone who helped me spread the word and voted.
But you could NOT think I was serious on finding the hottest hockey player.
I will stick with strict sports blogging from now on. How you all had a good laugh or at least enjoyed looking at some hot players.
Being a female fan, that is just our own bonus.
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