Top Five NFL Head-Shakers

Calling Pacman to Rehab: I offer that we take a vote. Let’s change Adam “Pacman” Jones name to Adam “Imathug” Jones. This week, he entered an alcohol rehab treatment facility “in another part of the country” said Dallas owner Jerry Jones. All this because, in addition to all of the previous thug-like actions, he got into an altercation with a member of the Dallas Cowboys security staff who was hired to keep Pacman...excuse me, Imathug, out of trouble.

It’s possible that when Imathug is willing to get into a fight with the one person who is in charge of keeping him out of fights...well, he could be a lost cause. Let’s not forget that Imathug gave commissioner Rodger Goodell a mere 41 days of peace and tranquility after the last “issue.”

Let’s hope the commish, no, not the commish of the Miller Light beer commercials, but Goodell himself will just see the need to kick these guys out of the league all together.

Kansas City is Smoking: And not just because the iconic steakhouse the Hereford House went up in flames recently. But because it’s most prolific running back Larry Johnson is being investigated on allegations that he spat a drink in a woman's face at a nightclub. If memory, and Google, serves me correctly, I believe this is the fourth time in five years he’s been accused of assaulting a woman. Dare I say...trend?

If my golf swing was that consistent, I might be able to win my weekly $5 nassau. Take the 20 ATF agents, yes 20, that are investigating the fire at the Hereford House and put them on the L.J. case and resolve the issue once and for all.

Cut Cutler: OK, well he doesn’t need to be cut. But just last week I asked if Tony Romo deserved to wear the Star and mentioned he needed to toughen up if he was going to earn the respect of fans like his idol Brett Favre did.

And the Broncos definitely looked more like donkeys last night.

The defense is awful, to say the least. Cutler hurt his hand on the first play from scrimmage and looked like my neighbor's 12-year-old daughter throwing lawn darts while spinning herself dizzy in circles. If the guy can’t throw completions to the talented corps of receivers that the Broncos...er, Donkeys...have, put the horseshoe around his neck and yank him.

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