Jose Canseco: Former Slugger Longs for Lady Gaga, Does Canseco Have a Chance?
Jose Canseco Loves Lady Gage, But Does She Love Him?
The Internet has been buzzing over former MLB player Jose Canseco's tweet about how we wants to marry pop star Lady Gaga.
Canseco tweeted (@JoseCanseco):
I love lady gaga wish I could meet her .would marry her in a second...Lady gaga is the truth get use to it...Her song Judas is what we fight with everyday since we are born evil...I am her night in baseball armor..She is the queen
The following day, he kept at it by posting a follow up tweet:
Lady gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona
Sorry Jose, you have no chance.
Lady Gaga is at the apex of her career right now and there's now way she takes the time to listen to your silly Twitter rants.
Plus, if you were really interested in her maybe you should track her down yourself instead of asking her to come to you.
In other news, Canseco hyperextended his left arm and hurt his bicep swinging a bat.
It's just another reminder that he's old and Lady Gaga will want nothing to do with him.
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