Kim, Kourtney and Khloe: The 50 Hottest Kardashian Photos on the Web

If you spent the last 10 years of your life in a cave, you would probably think that a Kardashian was a member of an alien race from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

You'd be surprised to find out that it is actually the name of a family of sisters (and a brother) who are in stage three of a five-stage plan to take over the universe.

So actually, your alien assumption wouldn't be that far off.

Whether we like it or not, the Kardashians are everywhere and, whether we like it or not, they are definitely hot.

Here's a compilation of the 50 hottest Kardashian photos on the web.

50. Kim in Her Shopping Outfit

Kim is always camera-ready, so when she goes out shopping with the girls this is the type of thing that she wears.

49. Kourtney in an Animal Print Bikini

She doesn't look too happy, but Kourtney certainly looks hot coming out of the water.

48. Khloe at Pure

Here is Lamar Odom's wife at a club event somewhere. I figured we had to have one solo shot of her in normal clothes.

Here it is.

47. Kim's Klose-Up

Here's a close-up shot of Kim where we can get a very good look at all of the intricate detail on the top of her dress.

46. Kourtney and Khloe at the Beach

Here's a still shot of when Kourtney and Khloe took Miami.

45. Kourtney in a Black Dress

Here's Kourtney looking good out at an event somewhere. She really is quite overshadowed by her sister.

44. Kim with Curly Hair

You rarely see Kim go with the curls, but it's definitely working in this photo. There are some other things that are working for her in the picture as well.

43. Kim in Black Lingerie

This is a different type of shot of Kim. Maybe it's the lighting or the position, but she looks really tan and I almost didn't think it was her.

But it is, and we're grateful for it.

42. Kim in the Backyard

This is an old school shot of Kim in what looks like her backyard. I don't think the phrase "not in my backyard" would ever apply to her.

41. Kim Laying Out

I have to imagine that about 40 percent of Kim's life is spent laying out next to the pool or at the beach working on her tan.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who imagines that on a regular basis.

40. Kim in a Green Swimsuit

Despite the "I have a tummy-ache" pose, Kim looks ridiculously hot in this green swimsuit.

39. Khloe in the Middle

Khloe is the youngest of the three and she is often outshone by her older, more conventionally beautiful sisters.

I chose this picture because it is one of the few in existence where Khloe might actually look better than Kourtney and Kim.

Thoughts?

38. Kim and Kourtney by the Pool

It's rare to see both Kim and Kourtney in bikinis together. Actually, who am I kidding? They're always in bikinis when they're together.

37. Kim in a Checkered Swimsuit

If there's one thing Kim knows how to do, it's pose. Here she is on some sort of photo shoot showing off her body.

36. Kim in a Purple Swimsuit

Kim's rear end is so nice, even she can't help but stare at it sometimes. We're right there with you, Kim.

35. Kim and Khloe in Swimsuits

This pic gives you a sense of just how much bigger Khloe is than Kim, but it also gives you a look at Khloe's rarely-seen bikini body.

It's actually a lot better than we tend to think.

34. Kim's Self-Portrait

Sometimes the hottest pictures aren't done in a fancy studio with elaborate costumes.

This looks like a shot that Kim took of herself in bed and it's up there with her hottest photos of all time.

33. Khloe as a Kop

This is klearly one of Khloe's best kostumes ever.

It's a rare occasion when you can look at Khloe and say, "hey, she looks kinda hot." This is one of those times.

32. Kim with Large Gold Bags

Kim gets paid to wear certain clothes and endorse certain products, so I'm sure the makers of these gigantic shiny bags paid top dollar for this shot.

The sad thing is, you probably didn't notice them until you read this.

31. Kim in a Gold Dress

Kim's had a few different hairstyles, but personally I'm a fan of this straight black look with the bangs.

She's also wearing a hot dress, so that doesn't hurt things either.

30. Kim in Black Pants

Ok so you may look at the face and say, "what is this picture doing on the list?"

Kindly move your eyes towards the bottom of the picture, my friends. I rest my case.

29. Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim in Vegas

Here are the three sisters all looking hot poolside in Las Vegas. Something tells me this wasn't their first...or last...trip to Vegas.

28. Kourtney on the Sidewalk

Kourtney chose to adopt Snooki's hairstyle for this one, but she looks quite a bit better than the Jersey Shore star.

27. Kim by the Beach in a Swimsuit

You say tomato, I say tomato. Ok so writing that doesn't really have the same effect as saying it out loud, but you get the idea.

Some people prefer Kim's bikini body from the front, some from the back, but there's no doubt that we enjoy seeing both.

26. Kim on the Beach with a Hat

I don't know if Kim was wearing that hat or if she's just carrying it as an accessory, but it definitely adds an element of mystery to the photo.

25. Kim Getting Ready

This is one of those shots where the stylists take three hours getting Kim ready so that she looks like she hasn't gotten ready yet.

I know it's confusing but it works.

24. Khloe's Best Shot

Here is Khloe at the Critic's Choice Movie Awards, and I have to say this is the best I've seen her look.

I don't know why she abandoned the red hair, but it's definitely working with the dress in this picture.

23. Kim in an Orange Bikini

Here's Kim looking great in an orange bikini in front of a palm tree. Watch out for coconuts.

22. Kim and Her Cupcakes

Kim walked one of her many red carpets for Famous Cupcakes in this hot gray and black dress. You think she got paid in cupcakes?

21. Another Kim Klose-Up

There are two things that stand out in this close-up of Kim. I'll let you figure out what they are.

20. Kim on a Cell Phone in a Bikini

Kim's one of the only women in the world who can look this good doing something as simple as answering the phone.

19. Kim on the Red Carpet

Joel McHale of The Soup always used to say that Kim was famous "for having a big butt and a sex tape." Well, we're allowed to show you one of those things here.

18. Kim in a Cheetah Print Dress

This is an interesting pose and I'm digging the retro look. I just hope she didn't get attacked by any large jungle cats during the filming of this shoot.

17. Kourtney in Sunglasses

We sometimes forget how hot Kourtney is because she's always pregnant or covered up. Here she is showing off her bikini body.

16. Kim Profile

As I've said, Kim knows how to model, and she does a great job in this picture.

It shows off her curves and she actually looks genuinely happy in the photo, not like she's just there to make some money.

15. Kourtney in a White Dress

Kourtney can clean up nice as well, proving that Kim's not the only one in the family who knows how to wear a dress.

14. Kim as Wonder Woman

In the re-vamped version of the Wonder Woman television show, the superhero is being played by Adrianne Palicki.

I don't know if Kim auditioned, but I don't know how you could say no to this outfit.

13. Kourtney in a Leather Jacket

I'm guessing Kourtney's cold in that leather jacket because she's not wearing a shirt underneath or any pants.

I'm not hearing many complaints from the audience, though.

12. Kim with Black Sheets

I think we're all pretty familiar with this shot, but it's always worth another look. She really does a good job with that angry, "hey you're not supposed to be in here" look, which makes her that much hotter.

11. Kourtney in a Bikini

Here's Kourtney either tying up or taking off her bikini top. I'll leave it up to you to decide.

10. Kim Backing It Up

It's pictures like this that made people think that Kim wore butt-pads underneath her skirts. Those rumors have been denied, which makes this shot all the more impressive.

9. Kim as an Awesome Pirate

I guess this is Kim's pirate Halloween costume? There's only one pirate I know that's more awesome than this.

8. My Three Kims

What's better than one Kim? That's right, three Kims. Here is the same outfit from three different angles so that you get a true sense of just how good she looks.

7. Kim Covered in Silver Paint

Here's a shot from Kim's artsy W Magazine shoot. Some of them are pretty revealing, so I had to post this one because it's the most tame.

Good luck finding the rest because they've all been removed. Just kidding, here they are.

6. Kim on a Water Slide

If this doesn't make you want to go to a water park, I don't know what will.

It looks like she's having almost as much fun as Tom Brady.

5. Kourtney Posing in Black

Kim may get most of the attention, but Kourtney has also done a few photo shoots. Here she is showing off her body in a black garment of some sort.

Is that a dress?

4. Kim with a Tattoo

Yes, I know the tattoo is fake, but there's something about this picture that is extremely hot.

Anybody who figures it out, please let me know.

3. Kourtney Ready to Hit the Clubs

This is probably my favorite shot of Kourtney. She looks like a '70s disco girl and the look on her face with the strand of hair falling down...masterful.

2. Kim at a Race

This is one reason to watch auto racing. I'm not sure how she can press the pedals in those heels, but I don't really care.

1. Kim as Princess Jasmine

I was a very young man when I last watched Aladdin, but I'm pretty sure Princess Jasmine didn't look like this.

Yes, I just moved Aladdin to the top of my Netflix queue. Don't judge me.