This is a short and sweet football chant that summarises Emile Heskey at the moment.
"There’s only one Emile Heskey,
One Emile Heskey,
There’s only one Emile Heskey,
He used to be s***e, but now he's alright
Walking in a Heskey Wonderland"
I do rate Emile Heskey a lot more, but this made me laugh and thought I should share it with the many people on Bleacher Report.
Hope this makes you smile.