Lewis Hamilton Tested Positive, Might Loose Win (Humor)

Laurel Andrews by Contributor Written on October 19, 2008
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Lewis Hamilton will receive a fine for driving positively well in China. The stewards discovered that Lewis was receiving inside information from a book entitled Positive Driving for F1 Drivers.

The opposition had no answer for Hamilton's text book driving ability and is looking at ways to stop the onslaught coming in two weeks time.

One aspect we should definitely be looking at is team orders; we need to stop drivers/teams from purposely swapping positions now. Otherwise, at the end of the season, teams can have teammates swap places in order to give one driver a title (even if his teammate had a faster car).

I also could not believe it when I read that the Stewards are not actually former racing drivers.

Surely, even with my logic, that can be changed.

So, with Brazil looming in two weeks time, we hope Hamilton is up to his best, as usual. The race will surely be a tense and nail biting experience. We'll be waiting to see who the new F1 champ will be.

In fact, I think that new champ appears somewhere on this page.

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