Dirk Nowitzki: Song and Dance Tributes
Dirk Nowitzki has serious game.
Everything else about him, not so much.
He's fun loving, shaggy, gawky and... Dirky. Ripe for parodies, songs, dances and lots of love from his fans.
We've scoured the net for Dirk fans and their nutty adoration. Many, many Dirk fans love his Dirkiness, call him Dirkalicious, the Dirkster, Dirk Dagger.
So here's a Dirkathon of songs, videos and dances, Are you ready to get your Dirk on?
Dancing Dirk Dolls Are Really Dirky
Watch these Dirk Dolls dance.
Only problem, the dolls have more muscle tone than the real Dirk.
Now the Real Dirk Dances
Is "Dancing With the Stars" in Dirk's future?
Dirk Song by Ben Rogers
Ben Rogers does a Dirk song with a reggae beat.
Kim and Mark Dirk Up Their Inner Johnny Cash
Here's a Dirk dedication with sharp guitars and a Johnny Cash sound.
Kim from Garland and Mark Lynn from Royce City, Texas composed new lyrics to "Folsom Prison"
Something like this (with a lot left out):
"I've seen that Dirk a running
He's running down the court
He's got the crowd a standing
And they're starting to roar
We like to see Dirk scoring
He's our MVP
He keeps the Mavericks moving
His name is... Dirk Nowitzki"
"When Dirk was just a baby
His mama told him "Son
You're going to be an all-star
We all love Dirk Nowitzki
We love to watch him score"
The Ballad of Dirk Nowitzki
Kim and Mark are back with several friends for a bluegrass ballad to Dirk.
If you ask me, there's too many instruments but, at least, you can read the lyrics. Good thing, because they're a little tough to hear.
Dirk and Tyson Messing Around
Funny mix by Haden1989 featuring Nowitzki and Chandler messing around. That's $30 million of salary in this video.
German Deejay Flula Does a Dirk Dedication
Hilarious video by Flula Borg. "Heez ze German Moses."
Did you get enough Dirk songs and dances?
I agree. There's always room for more Dirk. If you find anything of quality, send it to me.
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