Shane Warne:10 Labours on His to-Do List, Post IPL 2011 (Humour)

Linus Fernandes@mktimeforsportsAnalyst IIMay 8, 2011

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 23:  Former Australian cricketer Shane Warne eats a Drumstick ice cream during the fourth round match between Andy Roddick of the United States of America and Stanislas Wawrinka of Switzerland during day seven of the 2011 Australian Open at Melbourne Park on January 23, 2011 in Melbourne, Australia.  (Photo by Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)
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10 things that Shane Warne can do once he retires from the IPL:

  1. Marry Elizabeth Hurley.
  2. Coach or mentor the Rajasthan Royals (But, of course).
  3. Commentate (Obviously).
  4. Pen another autobiography. His first one’s titled “Shane Warne: My autobiography."
  5. Model and endorse Estee Lauder products.
  6. Write an agony aunt column on dating, breaking-up and re-dating.Advice on Twitter as a dating tool included.
  7. Act (in a Bollywood blockbuster co-starring Shilpa Shetty).
  8. Run the Big Bash Down Under.
  9. Represent Australia once more. (Come on, there’s no one even close to Warney
    in the pipeline.)
  10. Play 888 Poker.

Quote of the day:
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. - Mickey Mouse