Texas: Good, Bad and Sleezy
Good: Playing the #1 team in the nation in his home field and coming away with a W will be a big step in Mizzou history. I cannot remember the last time we beat Texas in Austin (It was 1896, so it's doubtful you'd remember that, dipshit- BH).
Bad: Like I said before, I cannot remember the last time we beat Texas in Austin. They have had our number for a long time. Texas is a damn good team, but Chase is 3-1 in Texas, and may be up for some revenge since the Horns were his team growing up and didn't offer a scholly until late. But Texas is #1. Just like wrestling Sammy Vegas for the last Funyun…it’s never easy.
Sleezy: Tennessee chicks have my heart but I will always have a soft part for Texas women. Two ex wives (same one, twice- BH) and a few other girlfriends will attest to that. There are many famous Texas chicks: Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Kelly Clarkson just to name a few. There is just something about them. I’ll let you be the judge…
I know this one is a fake but any reason to have Elisha Cuthbert on here is a good reason!!!
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