Fan Love: Athletes Hanging with Hot Fans
There are many perks of being an athlete.
You get to play a sport for a living, you get butt loads of money, and you get to kick it with the rich and famous.
But what many believe to be the main perk is the assembly line of hot women ready to take their picture with you, among other things.
This slideshow is dedicated to those great athletes and their fan interactions.
If you aren't sold on that, a lot of these athletes look like they are drunk in these pictures, which is delightfully funny and entertaining.
If that doesn't do it for you, then you're a lost cause and I have completely given up on entertaining you.
As a Cubs fan, I have a deep seeded hatred for A.J. Pierzynski.
A little fact about me: I have an altar of hate in my closet that features pentagrams, voodoo dolls and the picture of Michael Barrett jacking Pierzynski square in the face.
And even then, Pierzynski ran away laughing like an absolute maniac and high-fiving teammates. I can't win.
Here is another reason I hate A.J. He got take jell-o shots with the attractive young female.
If you think Adam Morrison is sullen and depressed in this photo, you may be right or wrong.
About 90 percent of the photos I saw on Google have him looking just like this.
He might be moping around everywhere because memories of the 2006 NCAA tournament lost might still be swimming in his head. Or it might be failing miserably as an NBA player.
I really couldn't tell you. All I know is I think of the Charlie Brown walk everytime I see Adam Morrison now.
Here is Charlie Villanueva with two good looking females, doing his best impression of the black version of Mr. Clean.
That joke was really mean, because he actually has a disease known asalopecia areata. He is awesome for not letting the disease make him hide in a dark closet all the time.
Alex Ovechkin better thank his lucky stars every night of his life that he can play hockey as well as he does.
Because if it weren't for that sport, the fact that he hit every branch on the ugly tree would always rear its ugly head and he would be in this situation of being with a hot girl in a limo zero times.
Barry Zito and Brian Wilson
When Barry Zito isn't watching his loopy curveball get hit through the moon, he is hanging out with random hotties in limos.
Also, take note of a rare appearance of Brian Wilson's cheeks. I don't think anyone will see them anytime soon.
While Osi Umenyiora isn't frustrating writers around the globe with his name that includes every vowel (it even includes y!), he is hanging out with thong-laced females.
I don't know who the girl on the left thinks she is, but she is an innovator and should be praised for her forward thinking. She has taken the idea of a painted on jersey and upped it a notch by walking around in public.
You know you have arrived as a professional athlete when you are hanging out with a sexy girl wearing your over sized t-shirt and you don't even remember meeting her.
Her hand signs tell she is a straight gangsta, yo.
Pat Burrell, you are an absolute bastard.
Here you are with your cocky smile, living my dream.
Don't be mistaken. The women surrounding him having nothing to do with my personal desire, although they would be a wonderful addition.
No, I am talking about getting to prance around comfortably in the mountains in white underwear with no qualms whatsoever.
Hot girls can be really mean.
But I don't think it gets any meaner than playfully posing next to someone who is obviously showing signs of having an epileptic seizure.
There are several reasons why this photograph makes me giggle.
But the No. 1 reason is the fact that this chick putting on the sexy-face as hard as she possibly to look hot for Grady Sizemore and there is no possible way he remembers the encounter.
Reggie Miller is usually kicking himself for never winning an NBA championship, living in his sister's shadow and contradicting himself while commentating basketball games.
But when he isn't taking part in his normal routine, he is wearing shirts with flower prints and posing with hot Asians who believe in world peace.
No surprise here, Matt Leinart with a group of hot bikini-clad girls in a hot tub.
I am sure Leinart is disappointed how his career has played out, but the sooner he accepts his role as football's bullpen catcher who gets all the ladies, the happier he will be.
This girl's name is Erin Drewes. She was rumored to be Tim Tebow's girlfriend a few years ago.
I can see why he could fall for a girl like this.
She has enormous, beautiful eyes.
Here is Sam Bradford in attendance at a Hooters Super Bowl party.
If you look closely in the background, you can see me getting escorted by security because for no other reason other than Hooters has a prejudice against non-athletic Johnny Blue Collar.
They tell me it's because I "wasn't invited," but I know the truth.
Chris Klug is a snowboarder.
Here he is receiving a check at a charity event.
Like most normal people, he is wearing clothing that is temperature appropriate.
Don't mistake my analysis as a complaint. I love the fact these women decided to wear bikinis in the dead of winter. Like Uugs, I hope this is the stupid new trend all women have to take part in.
Here is former UFC champion Rich Franklin with yet another appearance of the Hooters girls.
As much as they try to seduce me with their good looks, these girls can't possibly make me want to visit Kentucky other than to drive through it to get to Florida from Illinois.
It is way too easy to make fun of Ricky Williams marijuana use, so I will spare you.
What should really be noted is the lady on Williams' right.
Her physical attribute that Hooters is famous for is so breathtakingly awesome, God shined his guiding light on them
Matt Stafford and Eli Manning
Maybe Jon Gruden has matured enough to the point where he doesn't think girls have cooties.
But one thing is for sure, he hadn't reached that moment in his life at the time this picture was taken.
Or maybe he just dooked in his pants. I don't know. All I have are these pictures.
This is Keith Bulluck. He is a linebacker for the New York Giants.
Yeah, I didn't know that either.
But hey, this is just one of a zillion examples of a non-name athlete getting to pose with hot chicks because of no other reason other than they play a pro or college sport.
To many, Artest is enjoying his free time and harmlessly throwing up the dueces towards a nearby friend.
To me, the woman on his side should immediately find a new identity because Ron is clincially insane and is giving the "cut " sign, meaning this girl could end up as a droplet of blood on a microscopic slide in Ron's house.
Hands down, no doubt about it, the best picture of this entire slide show. Possibly the best picture on the internet.
It has everything. Hot chicks, neon clothing, a stuffed animal doing an offensive hand sign, someone wearing a Viking helmet and Phoenix Coyotes Paul Bissionete wearing a jacket with no shirt on underneath.
When I was little, I was a Dallas Cowboys fan because of players like Deion Sanders, Troy Aikman and Michal Irvin.
Then I grew up.
But it still breaks my heart seeing one of my favorite athletes growing up seeing him sporting an affliction type t-shirt. This is comparable to walking in on a lover in the act of cheating.
I thought I knew you Michael. We had something special!
Here is Patrick Kane posing with VS. channel babes dressed up in hockey gear.
Kane has caught flak for his declining play because of his apparent out of control drinking. According to Sam Fels of NBC, every person who goes to bars in Chicago has their very own drinking story involving Patty Kane.
Which made me chuckle, because I have one.
I don't know what the big deal is, Kane should get away with anything he wants just for the fact that he does on hell of an impression of Brian Johnson of AC/DC
How someone hasn't created one of those dumb inspirational pictures from this picture is incredible because it is the the definition of success.
Happily retired from being the best at your craft with two hot busty blonds at your side.
I don't think it gets any better.
1) Where is Agent Zero's pimp cane?
2) Who in the hell let the chick on the very right in this photo. They should be fired; possibly sent out onto the Pacific to never be seen again.
I can't say enough about this outstandingly beautiful human being.
While this slideshow is supposed to be about athletes hanging out with hot female fans, there is no way I could live with myself if I didn't include this photo. If I didn't, the whole slideshow would have been a farce because I didn't include the "hottest fan with an athlete" picture.
If you have marveled at the beauty of this fan with Kane, don't be embarrassed because that should be the reaction to God's absolute perfect creation.
What makes this a tragedy is the fact that no one reading Bleacher Report will ever see this slide.