Deltha O'Neil Has Secret For Improved Patriot Pass Rush

William  Berry by Columnist Written on October 14, 2008
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As I mentioned before, he has had doggie issues in the past.  Since on Sunday they never even touched Philip Rivers, then obviously something must be done. 

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/53064-deltha-oneals-rottweiler-to-start-at-de

Deltha O'Neil's rottweiler should replace somebody.  I don't know if it is Warren, Wilfork, Seymour, Vrabel, Thomas, Bruschi, or Mayo, but someone needs to be replaced by a snarling Rottweiler.

Then leave it for Belichick to convince the dog the opposing QB is Jasmine Risco and her toddler.

Crazy you say?  Hah, they said that about the Wright Brothers too.  Muhuhahahaha.

They laughed at the Patriots.  Let them laugh when the snarling dog gets by the tackle and tight end double team and fights through the running back on his way to the quarterback.

Seriously, besides the hater bandwagon, any serious thoughts on fixing a pass rush that NEVER even got close to bothering Philip Rivers?

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Why not use a rottweiller.

  • There is no rule against it, so, um, why not
  • Escalation. Next year teams will have Grizzly bears and stuff
  • Bill Polion will just makea rule against it because it helps the defense
  • because it is nuts, that's why
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Results - Author Poll

Why not use a rottweiller.

  • There is no rule against it, so, um, why not

    36.4%
  • Escalation. Next year teams will have Grizzly bears and stuff

    18.2%
  • Bill Polion will just makea rule against it because it helps the defense

    27.3%
  • because it is nuts, that's why

    18.2%
  • Total votes: 11
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