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As I mentioned before, he has had doggie issues in the past. Since on Sunday they never even touched Philip Rivers, then obviously something must be done. http://bleacherreport...

Deltha O'Neil Has Secret For Improved Patriot Pass Rush

by William Berry [HUMOR]

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October 14, 2008


As I mentioned before, he has had doggie issues in the past.  Since on Sunday they never even touched Philip Rivers, then obviously something must be done. 

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/53064-deltha-oneals-rottweiler-to-start-at-de

Deltha O'Neil's rottweiler should replace somebody.  I don't know if it is Warren, Wilfork, Seymour, Vrabel, Thomas, Bruschi, or Mayo, but someone needs to be replaced by a snarling Rottweiler.

Then leave it for Belichick to convince the dog the opposing QB is Jasmine Risco and her toddler.

Crazy you say?  Hah, they said that about the Wright Brothers too.  Muhuhahahaha.

They laughed at the Patriots.  Let them laugh when the snarling dog gets by the tackle and tight end double team and fights through the running back on his way to the quarterback.

Seriously, besides the hater bandwagon, any serious thoughts on fixing a pass rush that NEVER even got close to bothering Philip Rivers?

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Why not use a rottweiller.

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    18.2%
  • Bill Polion will just makea rule against it because it helps the defense

    27.3%
  • because it is nuts, that's why

    18.2%
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    On a serious note, O'Neil needs to do what he's doing (and what he's already done)-he's admitted that he was in position for the play but missed stopping the play. That's the first step. The second step is him moving on and working on what was wrong with last week, which is what he's already done.

    From what I saw, he missed stopping the plays because he wasn't looking at the receiver-instead he was looking where he was running, so when the receiver put his arms up to catch the ball, O'Neil didn't notice and therefore missed his chance to stop the play. Let's just hope that he's noticed it too and can fix it for the next game.

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      Steve,

      I agree, but the main problem, imo, is the lack of any pass rush. Phillip Rivers was not just unsacked, he was untouched. You can have Jesus and all the Saints as CBs and without any pass rush, eventually the demonic WRs get free. (Maybe religious images aren't right:))

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      I hear ya, and I agree. The pass rush is practically non-existent....specially seeing how fierce it was back in/around '03.

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