There are some relationships in life that I can’t explain (lamb and tuna fish) and some that make perfect sense (perhaps as you say spaghetti and meatball). The relationship between Charlie Sheen and former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra makes perfect sense.
Dykstra, who was arrested last month for allegedly trying to embezzle $400,000 from his bankrupt estate, was bailed out of prison by Sheen. Dyksta’s bail was set for $150,000 and Sheen pitched in $22,000 to help him out.
Charlie told TMZ, “The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he’s a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock.”
I have not a freaking clue what the heck that means. Sheen is the only person the planet right now that can use Vatican, Nails, trolls and warlock in the same sentence and make it sound more logical than how Omar Minaya used to talk about his bullpen.
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