NFL Draft: Things at the NFL Draft That Sound Dirty but Aren't

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NFL Draft: Things at the NFL Draft That Sound Dirty but Aren't
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Is that a Topps Rookie Card in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Watching the NFL Draft is full of drama, excitement, disappointment and optimism.  It is a time when teams try to improve themselves, sell their new players to fans and provide a glimmer of hope for the future.  It is an event where older men talk in reverent tones about 21-year-old young men.  The weeks leading up to the draft are a meat market, where boys in spandex are measured, video taped, stared at, and drooled over by old men, talking heads and punch-drunk fans.

From all that, we find that the draft is full of unintentionally funny remarks, that when taken out of context, sound a bit naughty.   With the right ear, and a slightly warped mind, the NFL Draft can turn from a serious crescendo, into one big, laughable innuendo

During the NFL Draft, listen closely to hear any of the following...

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