Previously unbeknownst to me, the NBA doesn't actually have cheerleaders anymore. Instead, every franchise has a dance team with some kind of cutesy title like the "Luvabulls" in Chicago, the "Pacemates" in Indiana and the "Honeybees" in Oklahoma City.
If the NBA dance teams had an All-Star game, then you are about to see the starting rosters. The following 30 slides show the most talented pom-pom waivers and booty-shakers in the business.
This article represents one man's journey to find the sexiest picture of the hottest girl on every NBA dance team.
The teams are in no order, except for the Eastern Conference goes first.
Who is really watching the game anyway?