MLB Power Rankings 2011: 25 Sexiest Baseball Jersey-Wearing Fans
At a young age, I decided I wanted to play MLB baseball.
I've thought about it, and the moment I am in the clubhouse and put on the authentic jersey for the first time would be the most memorable moment of my life.
I am writing this now, so clearly I didn't have what it takes.
I guess I can go to my Plan B dream and see hot babes putting on those authentic jersey's instead.
No. 25: Chicago White Sox
I am absolutely shocked I discovered an attractive fan from the south side. I wish I could express how much this girl is a diamond in the rough. I'm more used overweight guys with unbuttoned jerseys with a beater underneath.
I'd be yelling too if I was on the south side and rooted for the forgotten step-child of Chicago.
No. 24: Kansas City Royals
This is an extremely rare moment that has been captured with a camera.
Not only are these three wearing the same exact outfit, but they also represent the entire Kansas City fan base.
No. 23: Cincinnati Reds
America dedicated itself to a war that led to a radical decade and politicican going on a witch hunt all because those Commie Reds.
And this lady is cheering for it? Does no one else have a problem with that??
I forgive her though. She is bringing back second grade little league with the stirrup socks.
No. 22: Houston Astros
There are way to many jokes I could make about the baseball bat, so I will let you guys have all the fun with it.
No. 21: Minnesota Twins
I love this photo for two reasons.
1) Love to see a female happy about an outstanding athletic accomplishment like getting the ball over home plate.
2) Love the thong placement.
No. 20: San Diego Padres
This girl is just getting asked to get a zooming fastball straight to the face.
Does she not know how much of a dangerous hazard it is listening to headphones while playing catch on a baseball field?
I wonder if she is listening to Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G.
No. 19 Fantasy Baseball Jersey
Fantasy Baseball leagues are like having an extra full-time job. Gotta switch in pitchers, follow relievers' stats, get guys out who are slumping. No thank you.
But here is a shout out to those who need no social life. Just saying.
No. 18: Florida Marlins
I don't know who had the bright idea of having cheerleaders in baseball, but they deserve a statue erected their in honor of their beautiful mind.
I have a job for someone in the mood for a science experiment. Punch this lady in the chest so I can see what happens to silicone when it's struck with a fist.
No. 17: Atlanta Braves
This Georgia peach is probably throwing a towel to some 300-pound sweaty hick in the crowd.
Atlanta is prone to those types of idiots.
No. 16: Detroit Tigers
This photo is a pitching coaches worst nightmare.
Thank God she has a great physique because she throws like a total spaz.
No. 15: St. Louis Cardinals
I am shocked I found someone wearing an actual authentic Cardinals jersey. I didn't know they sold them down there. Every time I head down to St. Louis, all I see are T-shirt jersey's.
It might have something to with how they can't afford them.
Pig tails need to make a comeback. I don't see enough of them.
No. 14: New York Yankees
It would not surprise me if Derek Jeter has been with this girl.
It would completely surprise me if A-Rod has. He is too busy getting with the walking dead known as Madonna and Cameron Diaz.
No. 13: Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim
I heard that A-N had a fight with G-E-L-S.
They are no longer in speaking terms and are heading in different directions.
Word on the street is something came between them that can't be fully revealed.
No. 12: Arizona Diamondbacks
Is it too much to ask for this D-Backs cheerleader to cheer by the pool? Preferably in a bikini? Even more preferably, naked?
I don't see a problem with it. Neither should anyone else.
The human body is God's creation, and it's beautiful! Let's celebrate it!
No. 11: Oakland Athletics
This ballplayer has monster attributes any player would love to have.
And no one can complain about her hustle and determination. Her heart practically explodes out of her chest.
No. 10: Washington Nationals
Why Miss Iowa is throwing the first pitch for the Washington Nationals is a complete mystery to me.
Maybe it's for a team tryout. She could probably make this year's squad.
No. 9: New York Mets
This attractive young lady makes me completely forget that the Mets broke every Cubs fan's heart in 1969.
To be fair, I forget a lot of things when I see a girl wearing a baseball jersey, posing sexy-like in a bed.
No. 8: Boston Red Sox
Side boob deserves its own parade because it is something that I think everyone in the world celebrates.
No. 7: Texas Rangers
What are you doing with that expensive authentic jersey! You're ruining it!
This is why we can't have nice things.
No. 6: Los Angeles Dodgers
It is pretty rude to collapse in the outfield during pre-game batting practice.
Hot girls think they can get away with anything.
Maybe she is distraught over the divorce of LA Dodgers owner Frank McCourt.
This guy deserves it for letting his wife help run a major league franchise. You fool!
No. 5: Toronto Blue Jays
I don't think Ace, the Blue Jays mascot, is getting anywhere with that creepy stare of his.
Let's go America, we should be ashamed.
It is an absolute disgrace our little brother has Miss Universe.
No. 4: Tampa Bay Rays
Oh, hey. Jenn Sterger has graced us with her presence again, looking hot in a sports jersey.
Sterger said that she doesn't want to be known as "Brett Favre's text woman."
I suppose she doesn't want people to lose respect for her. She has posed for Playboy and is known for looking hot at sporting events. She has worked hard and deserves respect, dangit!
No.3: San Francisco Giants
What section of Baby Gap do they sell Giants jerseys?
I wish there was a video of this photo shoot since there is no way that button stayed on there for five more minutes.
No. 2: Philadelphia Phillies
I hate wind more than anything in the world living in Illinois.
But this is would be an exception. A strong gust of wind would be the only thing that could improve this photo.
No. 1: Chicago Cubs
There are several other photos of Marisa Miller where she is looking great in a Cubs uniform. You can find them here.
I chose this one because there is something about Miller extending her arm and holding a baseball that gets me. No clue why. Absolutely none. I cannot possibly think of any reason, whatsoever, why I would like this photo the most.
No. 1: Chicago Cubs
I couldn't decide between this one or Marisa, so I declare a tie.
I predict anger from some readers over my bias toward the Cubs and my dislike for the Sox and hatred for the Cardinals.
Deal with it. I have the power to publish! Muhahahaha.
Dear God I need a life.