Brooklyn Decker and the Best WAG Photo Shoots
In case you haven't heard, the collective prayers of men across the world have been answered and the impossible has happened: Topless pictures of Brooklyn Decker have been released.
Brooklyn Decker is not only a famous swimsuit model/actress, but she's also married to tennis star Andy Roddick.
It got me thinking: What other WAGs have put out impressive photo shoots? Could they possibly top Decker?
I don't know what the answer will be, but I'm going to have a lot of fun finding out...
First Things First
In order to properly assess the competition, first we have to take a good look at Mrs. Roddick herself. For obvious reasons we can't show the entire photo shoot.
There may or may not be an easy way to see the whole thing, but I'm not sure.
Anyway, here are the photos we can show you.
Model/Actress: Not the Other Way Around
Brooklyn is known for being an SI Swimsuit Edition cover model, but she's also made an effort to branch out into acting with roles in films such as Just Go With It.
She also had a role in an episode of Ugly Betty. Because if there's one word that comes to mind when we think of Brooklyn Decker, it's "ugly."
Anyway, this is sure to go down as one of the best WAG photo shoots of all time. Let's check out the competition...
10. Hilary Duff: Maxim
It took us a while to realize that Hilary Duff was finally an adult and it was okay to look at her that way. We have to thank Maxim for helping us realize that a little more quickly.
Duff is married to hockey player Mike Comrie, but before her nuptials, she treated us to this sexy spread in the men's magazine.
9. Kate Hudson: Elle
Kate Hudson is famous for somehow transforming Alex Rodriguez into a clutch player when she dated him in 2009. A-Rod has since moved on, which does not bode well for the Yankees' future, but Kate has left behind several presents for us.
They can be seen in her photo shoot for Elle magazine. Although it's not particularly racy, you can't deny that Kate is one sexy WAG.
8. Alyssa Milano: Stuff
Alyssa Milano is known for being an '80s and '90s TV star, but her best moment might have come in 2001 when she did this spread for Stuff magazine.
Milano is known for dating pitchers Barry Zito, Carl Pavano and Brad Penny, and she gives Brooklyn Decker some competition with this shoot.
Kobe Bryant: L.A. Times Magazine
7. Anna Kournikova: Maxim
Once an athlete and a WAG (she was rumored to have married hockey player Sergei Fedorov), Kournikova is pretty much neither now.
In 2010 she graced us with what I like to call an "I'm still here" photo shoot for Maxim. As you can see, Anna is very much still in the running for hottest WAG photo shoot of all time.
6. Elisha Cuthbert: Maxim
Elisha Cuthbert is a Canadian actress with a thing for hockey players. After dating several including Sean Avery, Cuthbert has settled down with Maple Leafs captain Dion Phaneuf.
Before all that, however, she did a ridiculously hot spread for Maxim.
5. Eva Longoria: Maxim
The former Mrs. Tony Parker is known for her work on Desperate Housewives, but she also knows how to pose for a picture.
This Maxim spread from 2006 depicts Longoria as a "racy temptress," and makes us wonder what kind of shenanigans she's getting into now that she's single.
4. Gisele Bundchen: V Magazine
Gisele became a WAG when she married one of the most famous athletes in America, Tom Brady.
She's a lingerie model and has tons of photo shoots out there, but I decided to go with one from V Magazine that shows more than her body...it shows her soul.
And also it shows her body.
3. Gemma Atkinson: Alan Strutt Lingerie Shoot
Gemma Atkinson is one of the many models who succumbed to the wiles of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.
Although things didn't last with the Portuguese star, Atkinson got some nice publicity out of it and did this epic photo shoot with Alan Strutt.
2. Kim Kardashian: W Magazine
Ever wonder what Kim Kardashian would look like if her body was replaced with a futuristic robot?
The good people at W Magazine showed us exactly what Kris Humphries' girlfriend would look like in their November 2010 issue.
Sure she's been in Playboy, but something about that silver body paint makes this shoot even hotter.
1. Minka Kelly: Esquire
The Friday Night Lights star and future Mrs. Derek Jeter is normally somewhat reserved, keeping quiet and out of the media.
She was able to cut loose for this Esquire shoot, however, which was taken in honor of her being named the magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010.
Not sure if it beats Brooklyn, but it definitely gives her a run for her money.
As wonderful as all these other photo shoots are, there's just no way they can compete with the hotness of Brooklyn Decker.
The black and white, the hair in the wind, and the lack of a shirt really push Brooklyn over the top.
Kudos to all the WAGs who have decided to show off their bodies in organized photo shoots for magazines or websites. It benefits all of us.
They should really be nominated for some sort of humanitarian award.