Hockey players aren't exactly known for their dashing good looks. The game simply just doesn't allow for it.
Between the elbows, slashes, high sticks, fights and the 160 km/h rock flying all over the ice, it's easy to understand why hockey players don't usually grace the cover of People Magazine.
No matter how good you may look going in, a few years in the NHL will make you age in all the wrong ways.
The following is a compilation of faces in the game that only a mother could love...and maybe a few exceptions to the rule.