Nicki Minaj: Her Good Luck Lap Dance Too Little Too Late for Steve Nash

Nicki Minaj Lapdance does wonders for Chris Paul.

For those who don't know who she is, Nicki Minaj is a female rapper signed to Li'l Wayne's Young Money label. She has had hit songs like "Moment 4 Life" with Young Money label mate Drake.

A few days ago, Nicki Minaj gave All-World point guard Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets a lap dance on stage while performing during the "I Am Still Music" Tour in New Orleans.

Mr. Paul used that invigorating performance to upset the Lakers in the first game of their first round best of seven playoff series. Since then, the powers have run out, and Andrew Bynum is dancing all over the Hornets. (Get it? Okay, moving on.)

Well, unfortunately for the Phoenix Suns, Ms. Minaj has continued her All-Star point guard lap dance tour by giving Steve Nash his own performance days later. If only she could have done this around mid season, maybe Nash would have found a way to get the Suns into the playoffs.

According to the LA Times, Nicki is stealing the show at the ongoing concerts including the one recently in Los Angeles:

Playing material largely taken from her platinum debut, “Pink Friday,” Minaj stole the show, ushering in a level of theatrics and color worthy of Cirque du Soleil. She gave an audience member a lap dance. She passed out T-shirts. Her cadences oscillated like a kite in an electrical storm. Alternately performing alongside and apart from her mentor, Lil Wayne, Minaj created her own archetype: part vamp, part Barbie doll and part character from a Prince song.

I'm hoping Minaj could get to Boston soon and help Rajon Rondo out.

On second thought, Rondo is kind of small, now sure he could handle all Nicki is bringing.

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