So you’re a fledgling wrestler, maybe set to fight your midweek, mid-card match in Minnetonka, Minn.
And you’re looking for a nickname because, try as you might, Herbert Finkelstein just doesn’t strike a considerable amount of fear in your opponents.
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin to the rescue.
In association with his hosting of the USA Network reality show Tough Enough, Stone Cold and a cool new online app will help you find your new ring handle.
“Just answer a few quick questions,” says WWE.com, “to get your very own monumental moniker.”
First off, are you a "Dude" or a "Diva?"
Next up, as a WWE Superstar, would you be most focused on:
A. Inflicting pain on my opponent.
B. Winning the WWE Championship at any cost.
C. Entertaining the fans.
D. Becoming worthy of the WWE Hall of Fame.
Finally, what kind of wrestling body do you have?
And finally we arrive at Herbert Finkelstein’s new wrestling name: “Little General.”
It has a nice ring to it.
And that’s just one of the results. Try it out for yourself and post your best nicknames in the comment section below.
I'm sure it'll kill with the fans in Minnetonka.