Kenny Britt, NFL Preseason Schedule, Jake Locker and Wednesday's Top NFL News

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Kenny Britt, NFL Preseason Schedule, Jake Locker and Wednesday's Top NFL News
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The NFL went eight whole days without an arrest, but thanks to Kenny Britt, you can kiss that streak goodbye.

Britt was arrested after leading police on a small chase, so you know Britt had a good night. Were drugs involved? Is the Pope Catholic?

The league began releasing preseason schedules, so assuming the season begins on time, you now have four meaningless games to ignore in August if you are a casual fan, or four meaningless games to dissect and overanalyze if you are a hardcore fan.

Jake Locker has been mentioned as a possible successor to Tom Brady, and since Brady now apparently wears makeup and cries a lot, this is not news I would classify as "surprising."

Thanks for reading, and if you enjoy cheap shots at Tom Brady's expense, please come back—I have not begun to ridicule him for crying like a four-year old on ESPN yet.

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