Today’s Champions League quarterfinal fixtures featuring Real Madrid pitted against Tottenham and Schalke against Inter Milan will more than likely take a turn for the mundane.

There’s Champions League fixtures today, you say?

Indeed there are. Today’s matches are perceived as mere formalities—how many other times in quarterfinal history have both matches had sides looking to erase a three- and four-goal deficit?

But just because Jose Mourinho may be searching for new housing in England while in North London and milking Madrid’s four-goal aggregate advantage, it doesn’t mean we won’t keep you updated on the latest happenings throughout the day.

Likewise, Schalke stomped defending Champions League champions Inter Milan 5-2—in the San Siro, no less—and it seems unlikely that they give the mercurial Inter side even a glimmer of hope while on German soil.

That said, there’s still plenty to discuss and speculate throughout the day.

Example: What kind of victory dance is Mourinho plotting for Madrid’s inevitable semifinal matchup with Barcelona? Or pitting boxing odds between Mourinho and Barca’s Pep Guardiola when they inevitably brawl when the Spanish powerhouses meet four times in three different competitions in 18 days?

Or, most importantly, how many excuses will there be to watch the replays of Dejan Stankovic’s wonder goal against Schalke in spite of losing 5-2?

There’s only one way to find out.