Leszek Blanik Video Sees Polish Gymnast Pull Off an Array of Backflips and Twirls

There are gymnasts, and then there are Polish gymnasts named Leszek Blanik.

A video has just surfaced of Blanik, the 2008 gold medalist in the men's vault at the Olympics in Beijing, and it's simply stunning.

You know those foosball tables where you can spin the players around at warp speed?

Yeah, Blanik is kinda like that. Except he does backflips and twirls, as well.

He's simply not a human being, and nobody should be able to spin in so many ways, with such balance, and such control.

I remember I once tried to do a backflip and fell into a trash can, and that was seriously a frightening experience.

I can't even imagine how a person can do this.

There's actually been a move named after the Polish jumping bean called "The Blanik," which I'm assuming is some crazy move that nobody can do on the planet Earth, let alone in the Olympics.

It's pretty obvious why Blanik won the men's vault in 2008, given what he displays here.

Honestly, if I were him, I would just do the same thing to get to my desired destination. Groceries? There in a second. A friend's house? No need for a car. The nearest gym? Hell, the world is Blanik's gym.

Imagine how awesome it would be to be able to do that anywhere you went? Blanik's obviously some kind of superhero who's faster than a speeding bullet. And no, Superman isn't even that cool anymore.