NFL Picks: Week Five
So, I'm deciding to change this up a bit. I'm still going to go ahead with my picks, although I'm going to give my reasons for them in haiku form. A friend of mine did this for our fantasy baseball league, so I thought it'd I steal his idea and use it for my picks.
Hopefully this works.
1 point - Jacksonville over Pittsburgh
Not sure about Ben.
Hasn't looked like his old self.
Could go either way.
2 points - Philadelphia over Washington
Pundits going crazy.
They all love NFC East.
It's early, they'll choke.
3 points - Detroit over Chicago
Bears beat the good teams.
But can not beat the bad ones.
Detroit is awful.
4 points - Buffalo over Arizona
Four wins, no losses.
The Bills are undefeated.
Hop on Bandwagon.
5 points - Tennessee over Baltimore
Just booked our tickets.
Watching the Pack in Nashville.
One of the league's best.
6 points - Green Bay over Atlanta
Rodgers plays, Pack wins.
Flynn starts, could be in trouble.
Suck it up, Aaron.
7 points - Tampa Bay over Denver
My upset special.
Broncos are overrated
I need these seven.
8 points - New England over San Francisco
Tough year for the Pats.
Use their bye week to adjust.
Will destroy San Fran.
9 points - New Orleans over Minnesota
Monday Night Football.
Watch the game with volume down.
Kornheiser brings pain.
10 points - Indianapolis over Houston
Houston's first home game.
First weekend of October.
However, they suck.
11 points - New York Giants over Seattle
It's Bobby Engram!
Seahawks finally have weapon.
Hurt by second half?
12 points - San Diego over Miami
Chargers have caught some bad breaks.
Take it out on Fins.
13 points - Carolina over Kansas City
Chiefs surprise Denver.
Are they worst team in the league?
If not for Rams, yes.
14 points - Dallas over Cincinnati.
Forgot the Bengals.
They are truly the worst.
Worse for fantasy.
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