Tiger Woods: 20 Hotties Who Could Get Him Back to Winning

For a moment at the 2011 Masters, it appeared that the Tiger of old was back and on his way to another Major.

That day was not Sunday, however, and Tiger had to settle for a fourth-place tie.

So when will we see the Tiger of old, the man who dominated the sport for so long? What will it take to get him back on top?

Or perhaps we should be asking, who will it take to get him back on top?

No pun intended, actually.

They say that behind every great man is a great woman. In that spirit, we've found 20 women who could help Tiger regain his form. Obviously, this list is totally theoretical—these are gorgeous women Tiger should pursue who could improve his golf game, not single women who also happen to be hot.

Fore!

20. Sandy Modic

Modic appeared in the 2010 "comedy" Hole in One, another in a long line of American Pie spin-offs that nobody will ever see.

So yeah, Modic was in a golfing movie and she's pretty hot.

That's literally all I've got, and hence, she is last on the list.

19. Lindsey Lohan

If anyone can sympathize with struggling through a scandal, Lohan can.

18. Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett

Rumors persist that Wilkinson and Hank Baskett will divorce, though she has publicly denied the claims.

This is a woman who shared Hugh Heffner with two other women—I have to speculate that she would allow Tiger certain "freedoms" while on the road.

And we all know how well he played during the days he satisfied his hunger for freedoms.

17. Paula Creamer

Creamer is a highly-accomplished golfer on the LPGA tour who happens to be a beauty.

No jokes here—she could actually help his golf game.

16. Christina Aguilera

Dear Tiger,

If you win, we can get Dirty when you get home.

Love,

Christina

15. Rene Russo

First of all, I see no reason why a Tiger couldn't get along with a cougar.

Secondly, methinks Tiger could use Dr. Molly Griswold's professional "opinion" to inspire his game.

14. Anna Grzebien

As you will see, the LPGA tour is full of beautiful, blonde golfers.

In other words, Tiger could have his cake and make par.

13. Anna Rawson

If Tiger were to hook up with LPGA golfer Anna Rawson, they would have to establish one rule fairly quickly:

She couldn't stand by his clubs, wearing that outfit, during a tournament. Not a chance he could focus.

But hey, a blonde bombshell that understands the many difficulties of being a golfer sounds like just the perfect gal for a man looking to improve his game.

12. Julie Bowen

If she could help the golf game of a lunatic with anger issues who putted using a hockey stick, I'm fairly certain she could keep Woods calm.

It's a package deal, though—Tiger has to take Chubbs and Otto the homeless caddie to go along with Bowen.

11. Jessica Simpson

Dear Tiger,

If you win, I promise Daisy Duke will be at home waiting for you.

Love,

Jess

10. Paris Hilton

See Lohan, Lindsey.

9. Victoria Silvstedt

She is a hot, blond, Swedish model.

Call me crazy, but I think Tiger is into this look.

8. Amy Adams

Amy Adams played Ricky Bobby's assistant in Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, inspiring Bobby to race for himself (and his love of speed), giving him the confidence to compete once again.

And she played Mickey Ward's girlfriend in The Fighter, convincing Micky Ward to stand up to his family and do what is best for his own career.

She is convincing in the role of the sympathetic, yet empowering girlfriend of athletes. Maybe she could whip Tiger into shape as well.

7. Natalie Gulbis

Gulbis is a player on the LPGA tour.

She could help Tiger with his stroke.

Why are you groaning? All I'm saying is, his swing could probably use some tweaking, and who better to help than a fellow golfer?

6. Ali Larter

Dear Tiger,

If you win, I'll dress myself in whipped cream the way you like.

Love,

Ali

5. Sophie Horn

She is a blonde golfer currently playing Playboy Golf tournaments.

Almost immediately after I wrote that sentence, Tiger's Hottie Sense went berserk and he ran to his computer to Google-search Sophie Horn.

I'm not sure Tiger should always trust his Hottie Sense, however—it's caused him to make some curious choices.

4. Elizabeth Banks

Elizabeth Banks played Mark Wahlberg's love interest in the 2006 film, Invincible.

I thought she gave an—ahem—inspirational performance, and could certainly help return Tiger to greatness.

Or something like that.

3. Charlize Theron

She played the sultry Adele Invergordon in The Legend of Bagger Vance, hosting a golf tournament to save her father's golf course.

Though I can't credit her with improving Matt Damon's golf game—that distinction goes to Will Smith.

Whatever. She starred in a movie about golf, she's a blonde, and she is undeniably gorgeous. She would improve Tiger's life, let alone his golf game.

2. Scarlett Johansson

(Tim seen brainstorming reasons why Scarlett Johansson could help Tiger's golf game)

Uh, she was in that movie Match Point, where her character was involved in a tragic affair that...

Oh, who cares? Scarlett Johansson is hot, and she fits his type.

Scratch that—she fits everyone's type.

1. Blair O'Neal

Blonde?

Check.

Golfer?

Check.

Smoking hot?

Check.

My work here is done.

 

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