In honor of the woeful 0-5 Lions, the following is a compilation of the greatest jokes ever created at their expense, starting with my all-time personal favorite courtesy of one, C.J. Karchon. Enjoy!
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Little David was in his fifth grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc., but David was being uncharacteristically quiet in his seat. Naturally, the teacher asked him about his father.
David slowly raised from his slumped posture and reluctantly responded. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David out in the hallway to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David. "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Where's the safest place in a tornado?
The Lions end zone at Ford Field: there are never any touchdowns there!
Why did the NFL award Super Bowl XL to the city of Detroit?
Because they felt bad for the Lions, figuring it was the closest the team would ever come to a Super Bowl.
What do you call the Detroit Lions at the Super Bowl?
Spectators.
What is the first thing that Detroit fans will hear after the Lions win the Super Bowl?
Their alarm clock.
What do you call a turkey that gets sacked, stuffed, battered, and devoured every year on Thanksgiving day?
Jon Kitna.
What is the smallest room at Ford Field?
The trophy room.
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3 months ago
haha. classic. I've heard a lot of those, but they never do go out of style
3 months ago
haha i love the NEWS FLASH...classic.
2 months ago
So Funny. Havent heard most od these. GO COLTS
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