They say patience is a virtue.
Unless you're drunk, in which case, patience can go to hell, and so can its valet parking son.
Does that make sense? Whatever, I'll assault you if you say it doesn't.
LeBron James' mother, Gloria James, recently made headlines when she slapped Sorel Rockefeller, a valet worker, silly after he reportedly took too long to do his job.
Gloria, who allegedly had "alcohol on her breath," was taken into custody, and Sorel is now considering filing a lawsuit.
Usually, these matters aren't something to laugh at, and I'm sure Lebron James doesn't find this all that comical—but I do.
Some assaults are funny, some are sad, some look like they hurt, some miss their mark and some make you want to assault something yourself.
I'll be showing you my top 20 assaults in sports—in no particular order—and I'd like to think I got a little bit of everything into this slideshow. Hopefully, your bloodlust is satisfied.
Let's kick things off with what is easily my favorite moment ever in sports.