Kim vs. Khloe Kardashian: How Their NBA Men Match Up
If there's one thing I know about sisters, it's that they're in constant competition with each other.
There's not much debate about which Kardashian sister is hotter (sorry Khloe), but now that both are in a relationship with an NBA player you have to believe that they're comparing men.
So how do Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries match up? Which one is ultimately the winner? Find out now.
While Lamar has dominated thus far by starring in a few episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians and his own new show, Khloe and Lamar, we could have a budding reality star in Kris Humphries.
If Kris and Kim stay together, there's no way they won't have their own reality show soon, and judging by Humphries' interviews, he seems like an entertaining guy. Plus he's funny looking, so that's got to help.
Still we can't speculate to much, so we have to go with the evidence we have.
We were all shocked to see that Lamar and Khloe were coming out with a unisex fragrance (because nothing says "I'm a man" like wearing the same perfume as your wife), but we were left speechless by the commercial for it.
I don't know how Lamar got dragged into this, but I feel sorry for him. Needless to say, I don't think he'll be having a Shaq-like acting career any time soon.
I can't say I've ever seen Kris act—he leaves the commercials to Kim—but he can't be any worse than Lamar, so he gets the win here.
On the Court
Which Mr. Kardashian has the advantage on the court?
Two years ago when Kris Humphries was wasting away in Toronto and Lamar Odom was celebrating the NBA Championship, this would have been a no-brainer.
However, with Kris putting up career numbers in New Jersey this season, suddenly there is actually a debate.
Lamar has the edge in points (14.4 to 10), but Kris takes the lead on rebounds (10.4 to 8.7). Kris starts and Lamar comes off the bench, but Lamar actually plays more minutes per game.
At the end we have to give the win to Lamar because if he were on the Nets he'd probably be averaging close to 20 and 10.
And if Kris were on the Lakers, he might not make it off the bench.
I read once that women are attracted to men with prominent brows and strong jaws because during prehistoric times those would signify the best hunters, who would be the best at providing for their women.
Well if that's the case, then Kim never has to worry about going hungry.
Kris Humphries has the most prominent brow I've ever seen. You could show a drive-in movie on that thing.
Lamar's not even close.
Lamar's a hip-hop fan, and he even tried to start his own record label, Rich Soil Entertainment, in 2008. I haven't heard much from the label or it's first signing, Ali Vegas, but it shows that Lamar has a keen interest in music.
Kris, on the other hand, will be forced to abandon whatever music he likes and listen to Kim's single, Jam (Turn it Up), for the rest of his life.
It's honestly one of the worst songs ever created, and if I don't know if I could date Kim if it meant having to listen to it over and over. Actually, who am I kidding?
Here's a link to the song...listen at your own risk.
We all know the Kardashians are all over social media, but what about their men?
Both Lamar and Kris have Twitter accounts, so one easy way to judge who dominates the scene is by looking at the number of followers.
This one isn't even close. Kris has about 57,000 followers while Lamar is sitting at about 1.3 million.
BUT...you have to take into account the fact that Kris just got popular a few months ago when it came out that he was dating Kim.
If you extrapolate that over several years that will be...um...a lot of followers. So we have to take that into account here.
Although no single name has really stuck, the possibilities are endless with Lamar and Khloe.
Khlomar and Odashian are at the top of my list, but feel free to come up with your own. LamKhlo?
Anyway, Kim and Kris are nearly impossible to combine in to a single name. Krisdashian? Kumphries? Nothing works!
Snack Food of Choice
Lamar Odom's love of candy is well-documented, and Khloe took advantage of that by giving her man some erotic photos of herself in a tub of candy.
We're not sure what Kris Humphries likes to snack on, but judging by the size of him it's probably baby cows.
Lamar's sugar rush eventually comes down while Kris could be the size of a mountain by the end of the season.
The two men have very different styles. Kris likes to go with the more low-key approach, marked by his signature hoodie.
Lamar, on the other hand, is a bit more flashy.
Both have style in their own right, and they should since the sisters own their own clothing stores, but we're going to have to go with the refined tastes of Lamar.
I know Lamar wins on the scorecard, but come on. Look at this picture and try to tell me that Kris Humphries isn't the big winner here. There's no way.
So while Lamar may dominate in terms of desirable traits, there's one thing that Lamar will never have no matter how hard he tries: Kim.
And for that reason alone, Kris takes the battle.