NHL Free Agents 2011: Each Team's Least Useful Player

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DENVER, CO - FEBRUARY 23:  Cody McLeod #55 of the Colorado Avalanche skates against the Edmonton Oilers at the Pepsi Center on February 23, 2011 in Denver, Colorado. The Oilers defeated the Avalanche 5-1.  (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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Each team has at least one worthless player who is dragging them down. 

Every fan has that one "ham sandwich" on their favorite team that just makes them pull their hair out. Sometimes teams need to make additions by subtraction by trimming the fat.

Here is each franchise's "fatty excess" that must be severed in order to create a leaner, meaner team.  

Anaheim Ducks: George Parros, RW

ANAHEIM, CA - JANUARY 12: George Parros #16 of the Anaheim Ducks skates against the St. Louis Blues at the Honda Center on January 12, 2011 in Anaheim, California.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
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It is understandable that George Parros is there to be an enforcer. However, if your in the NHL, you should have at least some talent. 

In 364 career games he has just 29 points (16 goals, 13 assists). His biggest accomplishment is his 850 career penalty minutes.

At least he has a sweet mustache. 

Atlanta Thrashers: Eric Boulton, LW

PHILADELPHIA, PA - MARCH 12:  Eric Boulton #36 of the Atlanta Thrashers leaves the ice after warming up before playing against the Philadelphia Flyers on March 12, 2011 at Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Imag
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The next cold cut on skates is Eric Boulton. 

He should get a little credit, though. He is having a career year... with five goals. Boulton is just wasting a roster spot of someone who is more deserving. 

Boston Bruins: Daniel Paille, LW

UNIONDALE, NY - MARCH 11:  Daniel Paille #20 of the Boston Bruins skates against the New York Islanders at the Nassau Coliseum on March 11, 2011 in Uniondale, New York.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
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Daniel Paille is by far the best cut of meat thus far but every team has to have a ham sandwich. 

Paille, who has only appeared in 40 games this year has six goals and five assists. Paille will never be better than a third or fourth line player. 

Buffalo Sabres: Rob Niedermayer, C

PHILADELPHIA - MARCH 05:  Rob Niedermayer #20 of the Buffalo Sabres in action against The Philadelphia Flyers during their game on March 5, 2011 at The Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
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There were a few different candidates on the Buffalo Sabres but the honor goes to Rob Niedermayer. Without a question, his best days are behind him.

Niedermayer went a 71 game stretch without a goal until he finally netted one on March 6 in a 3-2 OT winner over the Minnesota wild. 

Luckily for Sabres fans, he is an unrestricted free agent come this Summer.

Calgary Flames: Freddy Modin, LW

CALGARY, CANADA - MARCH 04: Freddy Modin #19 of the Calgary Flames skates in the warm up before NHL action against the Columbus Blue Jackets on March 4, 2011 at the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. (Photo by Mike Ridewood/Getty Images)
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Freddy Modin has been with both the Atlanta Thrashers and the Calgary Flames this season. He has battled injuries and has only appeared in 40 games.

He has only managed to tally 10 points and is a minus-14. Modin's career may be quickly coming to an end. 

Carolina Hurricanes: Troy Bodie, RW

NEWARK, NJ - FEBRUARY 08:  Troy Bodie #20 of the Carolina Hurricanes skates during an NHL hockey game against the New Jersey Devils at the Prudential Center on February 8, 2011 in Newark, New Jersey.  (Photo by Paul Bereswill/Getty Images)
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Troy Bodie has spent much time in the NHL and it's for good reason. He can do a decent job in a fight defending his teammates. Other than that, don't expect much else.

In 107 career NHL games he has just 11 point (six goals and five assists) and is a minus-15.

Chicago Blackhawks: Jordan Hendry, D

GLENDALE, AZ - FEBRUARY 12:  Jordan Hendry #6 of the Chicago Blackhawks skates with the puck during the NHL game against the Phoenix Coyotes at Jobing.com Arena on February 12, 2011 in Glendale, Arizona.  The Coyotes defeated the Blackhawks 3-2 in an over
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The Chicago Blackhawks have endured a lot of roster turnover this season and have had guys step out for them. 

Jordan Hendry wasn't one of those guys. This season he has managed to score a single goal as his only point in 37 games and is a minus-2. 

Colorado Avalanche: Cody McLeod, LW

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 26:  Cody McLeod #55 of the Colorado Avalanche skates against the Los Angeles Kings at Staples Center on February 26, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
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Cody McLeod is another enforcer to make the list. In this era of the NHL being a tough guy isn't enough.

McLeod has eight points in 68 games. He is a minus-9 on the season and is a minus-39 for his career.

Columbus Blue Jackets: Jared Boll, RW

SUNRISE, FL - JANUARY 19: Jared Boll #40 of the Columbus Blue Jackets warms up prior to the NHL game against the Florida Panthers on January 19, 2011 at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, Florida. (Photo by Joel Auerbach/Getty Images)
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Jared Boll isn't a hockey player, he is a goon. He's never finished the season with a positive plus-minus rating, has never scored more than six goals and has never had more than 14 points.

On a positive note, he has never had less than 149 penalty minutes in a year.

Dallas Stars: Tom Wandell, C

DALLAS, TX - FEBRUARY 26:  Center Tom Wandell #23 of the Dallas Stars celebrates his goal against the Nashville Predators at American Airlines Center on February 26, 2011 in Dallas, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
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At Jared Boll and the enforcers can fight. This guy doesn't do much of anything.

This season, Tom Wandell has just eight points (two goals and six assists) and is a minus-5. Don't expect to Wandell last too long in the NHL. 

Detroit Red Wings: Kris Draper, C

GLENDALE, AZ - MARCH 05:  Kris Draper #33 of the Detroit Red Wings skates off the ice following warm ups to the NHL game against the Phoenix Coyotes at Jobing.com Arena on March 5, 2011 in Glendale, Arizona.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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Kris Draper has been a part of a lot of great moments as a Detroit Red Wing. However, it may be time for him to finally hang it up.

Draper has been in and out of the lineup this year with injuries. He has only appeared in 45 games. This is his lowest total since the lockout shortened 1994-1995 season.

His production has also dropped off over the last few seasons.

Edmonton Oilers: Colin Fraser, C

EDMONTON, CANADA - MARCH 17: Colin Fraser #16 of the Edmonton Oilers skates against the Phoenix Coyotes on March 17, 2011 at Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. (Photo by Dale MacMillan/Getty Images)
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While this hasn't been a season to remember for the Edmonton Oilers, so players are hoping to forget it more than others.

That is certainly the case for Colin Fraser. In 67 games he has just five points (three goals and two assists) and is a minus-2.

Florida Panthers: Darcy Hordichuk, LW

SUNRISE, FL - MARCH 10:  Darcy Hordichuk #16 of the Florida Panthers skates against the Ottawa Senators at the BankAtlantic Center on March 10, 2011 in Sunrise, Florida.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
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Darcy Hordichuk has been having a terrible year by any standards.In 64 games has just 5 points and is a minus-1.

His penalty minutes are even down. Barring a miraculous happening, this will be the first time in three seasons he doesn't accumulate at least 100 penalty minutes.  

Los Angeles Kings: Kevin Westgarth, C

UNIONDALE, NY - FEBRUARY 19:  Kevin Westgarth #19 of the Los Angeles Kings skates during an NHL hockey game against the New York Islanders at the Nassau Coliseum on February 19, 2011 in Uniondale, New York.  (Photo by Paul Bereswill/Getty Images)
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Kevin Westgarth beat out fellow teammate and tough guy Kyle Clifford for the Los Angleles Kings' most worthless player. 

In 53 games Westgarth has just 3 assists and is minus-5.

Minnesota Wild: Greg Zanon, D

ST PAUL, MN - MARCH 22: Greg Zanon #5 of the Minnesota Wild skates against the Toronto Maple Leafs at the Xcel Energy Center on March 22, 2011 in St Paul, Minnesota.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
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There were a few guys in the running in Minnesota for most worthless player. The honor goes to Greg Zanon.

In 79 games Zanon has just 6 assists and is a minus-6. At least he can be counted on to always suit up.

Montreal Canadiens: Tom Pyatt, C

NEWARK, NJ - APRIL 02:  Tom Pyatt #94 of the Montreal Canadians waits for a faceoff during an NHL hockey game against the New Jersey Devils at the Prudential Center on April 2, 2011 in Newark, New Jersey.  (Photo by Paul Bereswill/Getty Images)
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Tom Pyatt is still young, 24, so he may have better days awaiting.

He hasn't done much thus far though. In 59 games he has five points (2 goals, 3 assists) and is minus-5. Those are enforcer type numbers but Pyatt doesn't actually fight.

Nashville Predators: Jerred Smithson, C

PHILADELPHIA, PA - FEBRUARY 03:  Jerred Smithson #25 of the Nashville Predators skates during an NHL hockey game against the Philadelphia Flyers at the Wells Fargo Center on February 3, 2011 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Paul Bereswill/Getty I
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The Nashville Predators, by some people's standards, are having a surprisingly good season. The same cannot be said for Jerred Smithson.

In 80 games he has just 12 points (five goals and seven assists) and is a minus-6. 

New Jersey Devils: Adam Mair, C

NEWARK, NJ - MARCH 18:  Adam Mair #11 of the New Jersey Devils skates against the Washington Capitals at the Prudential Center on March 18, 2011 in Newark, New Jersey. The Capitals shut out the Devils 3-0.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
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Adam Mair has never been a great hockey player but even by his standards he is having a poor year.

In 62 games, he has just one goal, two assist and is dismall minus-16. 

New York Islanders: Zenon Konopka, C

UNIONDALE, NY - MARCH 24:  Zenon Konopka #28 of the New York Islanders stands for the National Anthem before an NHL hockey game against the Atlanta Thrashers at the Nassau Coliseum on March 24, 2011 in Uniondale, New York.  (Photo by Paul Bereswill/Getty
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The New York Islanders have a lot of promising talent as they look ahead to the future. Zenon Konopka is not one of those players.

Zenon Konopka and Matt Moulson are the only Islanders to appear in every game. Beyond that, Konopka hasn't accomplished much. In 79 games, he has just nine points (two goals and seven assists) and is a minus-12.

New York Rangers: Steve Eminger, D

NEW YORK - MARCH 22:  Steve Eminger #44 of the New York Rangers skates against the Florida Panthers on March 22, 2011 at Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York. Rangers defeated the Islanders 1-0.  (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)
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It is a good thing that the New York Rangers acquired Bryan McCabe at the trade deadline. They certainly needed help on the blue line.

One defenseman who hasn't been playing well this year is Steve Eminger. In 64 games he has two goals, four assists and is a minus-4.

Ottawa Senators: Chris Phillips, D

SUNRISE, FL - MARCH 10:  Chris Phillips #4 of the Ottawa Senators skates against the Florida Panthers at the BankAtlantic Center on March 10, 2011 in Sunrise, Florida.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
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Chris Phillips has had many good seasons for the Ottawa Senators but this year hasn't been one of them.

In 80 games he has just eight points (1 goal and seven assists) and is a minus-35. Phillips best years may be behind him.

Philadelphia Flyers: Daniel Carcillo, LW

PHILADELPHIA, PA - MARCH 12:  Dan Carcillo #13 of the Philadelphia Flyers skates against the Atlanta Thrashers on March 12, 2011 at Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
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Daniel Carcillo won a tight race between Jody Shelley for this honor.

In 55 games, Carcillo has six points (two goals and four assists) and is a minus-13.

Phoenix Coyotes: Paul Bissonnette

PHILADELPHIA - FEBRUARY 22:  Paul Bissonnette #12 of the Phoenix Coyotes skates against the Philadelphia Flyers on February 22, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.Coyotes defeated the Flyers 3-2 in OT.  (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty
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This was one of the easier choices to make. At least Paul Bissonnette is good natured about it.

He is known for poking fun at himself in the Twitterverse. He has made quite a name for himself on Twitter. He can be followed @BizNasty2point0.

Pittsburgh Penguins: Michael Rupp, C

PITTSBURGH, PA - MARCH 13:  Michael Rupp #17 of the Pittsburgh Penguins waits for a face off against the Edmonton Oilers on March 13, 2011 at CONSOL Energy Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images)
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With significant injuries to Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin other players have had to step up.

Michael Rupp wasn't one of those players. In 79 games he has only 14 points (seven goals and seven assists) and is a minus-7.

San Jose Sharks: Niclas Wallin, D

GLENDALE, AZ - MARCH 26:  Niclas Wallin #7 of the San Jose Sharks during the NHL game against the Phoenix Coyotes at Jobing.com Arena on March 26, 2011 in Glendale, Arizona.  The Sharks defeated the Coyotes 4-1.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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Niclas Wallin has never been a very flashy. He is a typical stay at home defenseman.

However, his play has dropped off in recent years and his numbers have dipped even by his standards.

Over the last three seasons Wallin has just 24 points (five goals and 19 assists) and is a minus-7.

St. Louis Blues: Tyson Strachan, D

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 13:  Tyson Strachan #33 of the St. Louis Blues skates against the Los Angeles Kings at the Staples Center on January 13, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
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Tyson Strachan has only seen sparing NHL action in his career and for good reason.

In 67 NHL games he has yet to score and only has six assists.

Tampa Bay Lightning: Mattias Ohlund, D

TAMPA, FL - JANUARY 25: Mattias Ohlund #5 of the Tampa Bay Lightning skates against the Toronto Maple Leafs at St. Pete Times Forum on January 25, 2011 in Tampa, Florida. The Lightning defeated the Leafs 2-0. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)
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Mattias Ohlund is another player who's best days are behind him.

In fact, he hasn't scored a goal in two seasons and only has 18 assists and is minus-16. He, like a few others on the list, may be in the twilight of his career

Toronto Maple Leafs: Fredrik Sjostrom, LW

TORONTO, CAN - FEBRUARY 7:  Fredrik Sjostrom #11 of the Toronto Maple Leafs skates in a game against the Atlanta Thrashers on February 7, 2011 at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Canada. The Leafs defeated the Thrashers 5-4. (Photo by Claus Andersen/Gett
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Fredrik Sjostrom's numbers with the Toronto Maple Leafs look nearly identical to his numbers with the Leafs a year ago.

The problem is he only played 19 games with the Leafs last year after being acquired from the Calgary Flames. 

Through 65 games, Sjostrom has just two goals and three assists and is a minus-5.

Vancouver Canucks: Tanner Glass, LW

GLENDALE, AZ - FEBRUARY 02:  Tanner Glass #15 of the Vancouver Canucks skates with the puck during the NHL game against the Phoenix Coyotes at Jobing.com Arena on February 2, 2011 in Glendale, Arizona.  The Canucks defeated the Coyotes 6-0.  (Photo by Chr
Christian Petersen/Getty Images

The Vancouver Canucks are a very talented team, maybe the most so in the NHL. However, even they have a few cold cuts.

Tanner Glass leads the way. He has just 10 points (three goals, seven assists) and is minus-5 in 71 games.

Washington Capitals: Boyd Gordon, RW

PHILADELPHIA, PA - MARCH 22:  Boyd Gordon #15 of the Washington Capitals skates during an NHL hockey game against the Philadelphia Flyers at the Wells Fargo Center on March 22, 2011 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Paul Bereswill/Getty Images)
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Since tallying 29 points in the 2006-2007 season, Boyd Gordon has progressively gotten worse each season.

In 58 games this season, he has just eight points (three goals and five assists) and is a minus-5.

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