Tony Stewart: How to Win and What Not to Wear!
Tony Stewart, you broke your 43-race losing streak by finally winning at Talladega, and I couldn't be happier! Seriously, I was on the edge of my seat. I loved every minute of the race, but you taking the checkered flag was the icing on my cake.
While I am a NASCAR fan, I am also a fashion conscious girl. I am accustomed to seeing you in the Home Depot black and orange. I must admit, the yellow was a bit distracting to me.
I know, I know, Subway is one of your sponsors and, from time to time, you have to dust off the canary fire suit. But I've got to say you looked like a giant marshmallow peep crawling out of that window in Victory Lane!
I'm sorry, but it just wasn't a good look for you.
So, while you're planning out your color schemes with your new sponsors for next year, stick with the achromatic. I recommend the darker hues for you: they're slimming, fashion forward, and they really bring out your eyes.
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