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College Football’s Week Six All-Chump Team

Senior Analyst Written on October 05, 2008

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Juice Williams and his 431 total yards is a new Michigan Stadium record. Until further notice, Michigan’s new team rallying cry is “Go Boo”.

RUSH DEFENSE

Starter:

Kentucky Rush Defense

Gave up 282 yards on the ground (including 218 to Glenn Coffee) in a 17-14 loss to Alabama

Give the ‘Cats credit for a great effort to upset ‘Bama, but after allowing a 200-yard game to Coffee, it’s safe to say that Kentucky’s coaching staff will stick to decaf this week.

PASS DEFENSE

Starter:

Kansas State Wildcats

Allowed 454 yards passing and 6 TD’s to Texas Tech QB Graham Harrell in a 58-28 loss

While Texas Tech’s offense is potent, it’s fair to assume that a secondary filled with Gary Coleman clones would have fared better against the Red Raiders passing game.

SPECIAL TEAMS

Starter:

Chris Summers – Purdue

0-2 FG’s plus a missed extra point in a 20-6 loss to Penn State

It’s safe to say that it’s Fall in West Lafayette, and “Summers” is over.

With that being said, the sun is setting on another week in college football.

Until next time, do your best to avoid being a chump.

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