Just when I thought Chad Ocho Cinco could not become any more bizarre than he has already, I was abused by a video of him kissing one of his coaches.
Perhaps Bengals fans can help me, because I don’t know which coach it is.
And here are my top five reasons not to plant a kiss on your coach while you know a camera person is filming:
- You look like a fool, since you told us you would score and kiss the star, which you failed to do.
- You know as much about predicting the future as you do about Spanish.
- Your teammates are wondering if you are sane.
- There's an "ick" factor.
- You have more of a chance of kissing the Dallas Stars' star than the Cowboys' star.