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I have noticed that the Southern Division in the big 12 has the 1st four teams tied at 5-0 each! Lets try to narrow down the reason to something we can all get into...

DIET FOR WINNING!

by thomas moreland [HUMOR]

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October 05, 2008


I have  noticed that the Southern Division in the big 12 has  the 1st four teams tied at 5-0 each! Lets try to narrow down the reason to something we can all get into. A nice big juicy steak! Is this the key to success? Leave that salad bar alone folks, grab another slab of ribs. Not baby back,  but beef!  We have four teams at 5-0 all from Texas and Oklahoma. Four 5-0 teams? How can that be? The one thing that all these boys have in common is that Southern style cooking from somebodys mom on  game day!Beef, some grits and some collard greens. That s the ticket i am sure.  Also lots of salsa to kick in some fire.

Maybe USC better lay off the sushi and salad bar and go south for a while.

Alabama and LSU  better lay off the gulf fish and see their local butcher for more continued success.

Tulsa is 5-0. Right back to that Oklahoma beef.

Ball State is 6-0. Indiana beef!

Pile on the bar-b-que and give up the chicken. It s not too late to start winning some games  y"all!  

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