A Few of My Favourite Words: A Parody Featuring Joe Kinnear

David JacobsCorrespondent IOctober 4, 2008

Just a little song about Joe Kinnear's colourful vocabulary as used in his Daily Mirror interview.

Tune set to My Favourite Things from Rodgers' and Hammerstein's The Sound of Music:

Kn*bjuice and p*nis,
V*gina and F*ckhole;
P*ss flaps and B*llocks,
F*ckwit and ar*ehole;
Pill*ck and sh*tface,
You lazy-ar*e 't*rds;
These are a few of my 52 words.

Peckerhead, minger,
And stupid old kn*bjob;
D*ckhead and C*ntface,
Cream pie and bl*wjob;
W*nker and kn*bcheese
That just looks like curds;
These are a few of my 52 words.

When the press ask...stupid questions,
It just makes me mad.
I simply remember my 52 words,
But then I'm portrayed...as bad.