Satire: New York Mets: Opening Day Predictions 2011

Gregory JeromeContributor IApril 1, 2011

Oye!
Oye!Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images

Ash sucks.  Bleacher Report.  Please delete this article.  And the Mets

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