I just don't know why she couldn't have used her right hand to hold the microphone instead
I always knew Chris Brown was an idiot when he thought he was cool for his hat tricks, the song he wrote specifically for a Double-Mint gum commercial and his overall poopy music. But then he beat up Rihanna like a red-headed stepchild and still hasn't ever really apologized for it. There are special places in Hell for crimes like that and I have faith he will be punished.
But this isn't about Chris Brown. This is about a sex goddess who has been linked to Los Angles Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp.
This four time Grammy award winner has nine number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100 and has sold more than 15 million albums worldwide.
In an era where it is as easy to illegally download music as it is to talk Ke$ha into bed, her songs have sold over 28 million digital singles in the US and she is one of only four artists to have been uploaded over a billion times on YouTube.
She sings songs about S&M and somehow doesn't make me think about creepy 50-year-old businessmen receiving punishment from a leather-clad porker somewhere in a low budget motel.
Rihanna also has an uncanny ability to pull off some of the most insane hair styles on the planet. She might be the only girl to shave her head and, strangely, become more attractive
This babe has real talent and has proven it by staying around for six years. And if Jay-Z approves, so should everyone.