While this piece is not about the dreamworld of a young girl who is forced to fight dragons, Nazis and pimps, it does present an epic fantasy that many fans wish they could freely explore.
From vexatious criminal charges to excessive self-appraisal, these athletes continue to baffle fans and frustrate their teams.
While many on this list believe that they are of a higher power, others garner a spot based on pure irritation.
Whether it's the way they play their sport or the manner in which they celebrate success, these athletes have earned the right to a confrontation with angry fans—or maybe just in theory.
Here are the top 25 athletes we would like to sucker punch.