Despite the NFL lockout, the undead creature known only as Favrenstein's Monster continues to haunt the NFL.
Rumors now have Brett Favre going to Carolina. Take a moment to let that sink in while I go commit suicide.
In NFL news worth talking about, Matthew Stafford continues to communicate to his coaching staff just how well his shoulder is because Twitter updates do not violate the rules of the lockout.
Meanwhile, draft preparation continues, prospects rise and fall and I still do not want to talk about Brett Favre. I am going to have to get my gas mask and have a stiff drink first, but we will examine that horrid rumor.
Thanks for stopping by as I hit all the big stories of the day with analysis, commentary and a sense of humor. When Favre enters the news cycle, you have to keep it light or you will go insane.