FU

-Amaysing1

Enough is enough.

flohtingPoint has been harassing me because of the horrible lack of posting by me in the last couple of days…

Ok…months.

He has called me out in posts and even has the nerve to use my tactic of painstakingly adding attractive, semi-dressed women to horsetoothed posts.

flohtingPoint, I will steal a line from the great orator that is our President and give you these great sentiments.

Anyways, I have decided to make a comeback (Translation: This may only last a week or two…).

So without further ado,

What’s wrong with the NFL Playoffs?

5. Patriots winning…Bill Simmons must be splooging all over his hand right now.

4. Josh Brown and his heated pants. If you aren’t aware of this, Josh Brown, the kicker for the Seattle Seahawks made it public that he was going to wear heated pants during their cold-weather game. I promise I won’t make fun of the guy, but one thing comes to mind

3. Football is almost over. College and NFL Football will be a distant memory soon.

2. Everytime I have to see Shawne Merriman do his lights out dance. Why is a grown-man doing that on the field? He looks as if he is going through a Niacin flush or just spazzing out. Has he forgotten that Maurice Jones Drew laid him out on a legal block? All 4′2 of MJD!!

1. The appearance that memorials are treated differently in the NFL. Everywhere you look during the playoffs, you will see the number 21 decal on the back of helmets. This unprecedented memorial is in remembrance of Sean Taylor.

While this is a remarkable gesture, what does this say about Darrent Williams, Damien Nash and Marquise Hill? Were their lives not as important to be remembered? I actually had the honor to meet Marquise and I remember him as a very down to earth and humble young man, especially to be one of few people that could say that he was a national champion at the collegiate and professional level.

The worst part about it is that the NFL set a horrible precedent when they threatened Jake Plummer with a substantial fine because he wanted to continue wearing the decal for his friend, Pat Tillman. What does this say about the NFL?

Die in a shooting, you get your number on a helmet. Die in Iraq, you get fined for wearing the number.

It isn’t even mandatory for all teams to wear number 21. The Chargers don’t wear the number. I guess they didn’t get the memo.

What’s right with the Playoffs?

The NFL Playoffs aren’t completely jacked. There are some really good things happening in the NFL during this time of year.

5. Cheerleaders. Self-explanatory…

4. Dennis Green beer commercials. Dennis Green laughing like an idiot makes my day

3. Tiki Barber’s face as he watches Tom Coughlin and Eli Manning make their way through the playoffs.

2. Close Games. So far, we haven’t seen any major blowouts especially with the number 1 seeded teams playing this weekend. The Jaguars stuck with the Patriots for a good percentage of the game. The Green Bay game was great. Brett Favre’s pass to Donald Lee was incredible. The Chargers game was what it was. Someone really needs to tell Philip Rivers to shut up. The Cowboys get to go home early again this year. Parcells can rejoice knowing the team didn’t go deep in the playoffs and Romo can get criticism again from the stupid media.

1. Perhaps the best (somewhat f’d up) comment that I have seen regarding the playoffs can be given to a post that I recently seen on a board. I will leave you with his inspiring words…

“A perfect end to the season would be Brett Favre handing the Pats their first loss on Feb 3rd. At least that’s how it’d go in the movies.

And then his dad would come back to life. As a time-traveling robot.

Go Packers!”