Sunday’s game between the Dallas Cowboys and Cincinnati Bengals will feature two of the NFL’s most-narcissistic and megalomaniacal personalities: Chad Javon Ocho Cinco (sic) and Terrell Owens.
Out of respect for legalities but not for the Bengal, I’ll call him by his narcissistic surname of Ocho Cinco.
This is the sort of stuff the NFL doesn’t need, a sideshow that reveals the circus side of talented players who just haven’t matured past the age of 12.
In Ocho Cinco’s delusional state to place himself in grandiosity, mature NFL fans can only shake their heads in disbelief when they realize that the Bengal obviously doesn’t understand Spanish, because the proper Spanish for 85 is ochenta y cinco.
Today’s embarrassment for the horrid Cincinnati Bengals occurred when a video clip of Johnson ran on ESPN.
Ocho Cinco said he was “going to score and going to kiss the star.” He said he doesn’t mean any “disrespect” and said he will actually kiss it out of respect for Dallas owner Jerry Jones.
Where’s his respect for his fellow teammates? Even T.J. Houshmandzadeh has said it would be better if Ocho Cinco were traded because he is such a distraction off and on the field.
Then, he threatened ESPN analysts who criticize him by saying he would retire if they keep “criticizing” him and come and take their jobs.
If I were an ESPN analyst, I’d be worried about this Einstein and emotional train wreck taking my job. Uh, huh. I would be.
Ocho Cinco promised he was going to get “things stirred up.” He also said he told Coach Marvin Lewis and Cincinnati’s owner that he was “going to let the cat out of the bag” by opening up his very big mouth.
Oh, boy. Isn’t he impressive? A real meat-eating manly sort of guy, huh?
As I look forward to this cretin kissing the star out of “respect” for the Cowboys – actually, Ocho Cinco is sending a message to Jones to trade for him next season, I remember how Owens embarrassed the 49er franchise and its fan base by celebrating a touchdown on Dallas’ star at midfield.
It was a stupid, disrespectful thing to do, even for us Cowboy-haters.
The only thing that Ocho Cinco has excelled in this season is opening his big, stupid mouth. He only has one TD this season, even though the last game he played was against the lowly Cleveland Browns.
This one-time prodigy is ranked 47th among all receivers and only has 11 receptions in three games for 116 yards and a dismal 10.5-yard average per catch. He has one gain of more than 20 yards, but that occurred in the first game.
Ocho Cinco sycophants heap criticisms on anyone who criticizes His Holiness Ocho Cinco, but so far this season, he has only excelled in moving his big, stupid mouth, so they need to get a grip on reality.
Compare that to Houshmandzadeh’s stats of 24 catches for 266 yards, although his average of 11.1 yards per catch stat isn’t that great either. Plus, he also only has one TD.
Back to ESPN. The network’s brain trust might want to make sure that Johnson, if he is ever hired, doesn’t ask the producer if he can curse during a live show because yesterday during a telephone interview with reporters, Ocho Cinco asked if he could curse and then he did.
What a great role model for his four children and young NFL fans, huh?
What a spectacle is more like it.
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