Dear Dallas Cowboys Fans...

I'll take our law-abiding players over Terrell Owens, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson.

Just wait until T.O. starts talking like crazy. Wait until Pacman realizes that he's not better than 90% of the players out there, gets depressed, and starts revisiting strip clubs. Wait until Tank Johnson gets arrested for the 37^th time.

So, as an Eagles fan watching the Cowboys over the past 12 seasons, I just want to say thank you.

You have provided me with countless memories that I will cherish for eternity: Lito's 102-yard interception return...Lito's 101-yard interception return...McNabb's 14.1 second scramble...the Christmas Day Massacre...Quincy Carter...Ryan Leaf...Vinny Testaverde...the onside kick...T.O.'s alligator arms vs Michael Lewis...T.O.'s tears...

We've beaten you with offense. We've beaten you with defense. We've beaten you with McNabb. We've beaten you with Garcia.

You have made average players look like good ones (see: Baskett, Hank). You have made good players look like great ones (see: Sheppard, Lito). You have made great players look like fantastic ones (see: McNabb, Donovan). And you've done it all while still thinking that you really are big bad Dallas. Scary Dallas. America's Team.

Losers of six straight playoff games.

To all of you Cowboys fans out there--keep running your mouth.

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