This list, in honor of Tiger Woods' new girlfriend, focuses on athlete's good looking rebounds. Tiger's (alleged) new girlfriend, Alyse Lahti Johson, did not make the list (This is a Top 20 list, not a Top 500, and even if it was a Top 500 list, she would struggle to make the cut.). Apparently Tiger wants his golf game to mirror his personal life. I know there are more flattering pictures of Alyse, but isn't a mugshot the true test of beauty?
Because a certain someone doesn't like to be shown publicly with Ms. Diaz, we won't link him to her (Really A-Rod? Really? If I was dating Cameron Diaz, I would tell everybody I know, and some I don't.).
For underachieving as a quarterback, Tony Romo overachieves with the ladies.
Alright A-Rod, quit whining; here's your dap. Rodriguez apparently broke up with her because she's too clingy. Coincidentally, that's the same reason Derek Jeter broke up with him.
This is Jason Kidd's second wife. I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember when Kidd had bleached hair.
This is what Jason Kidd did between his marriages. J-Kidd, a guy who likes dishing out dimes, likes to collect them as well.
Reggie Bush went from Kim Kardashian to Jesse James? Oh wait; it's not the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock. Whew, thought Reggie was about to make another mistake.
No wonder Tony throws some many picks. His mind is clearly elsewhere.
Cristiano Ronaldo is a European Derek Jeter. You know, minus the titles.
Derek Jeter handles pressure so well, he's even able to avoid New York's back page. Hey A-Rod, take notes (If you're counting, that's three A-Rod digs.).
A prostitute found Sean Avery's black book and outted him (Of course, Avery, a New York Rangers, denies the claims.). Oh, and he rebounded pretty well.
People who love Dutch soccer probably love Wesley Sneijder and Yolanthe, his second wife, loves him.
Why are ladies enamored with Rick Fox? He went from Vanessa Williams to Eliza Dushku. Would someone explain this to me, because I don't get it?
Unfortunately, Dwyane Wade couldn't fix things with his first wife/high school sweetheart. Do you think he cares?
Cristiano Ronaldo aka Derek Ronaldo or Cristiano Jeter.
If you were wondering what girl Jeter started the rebound line with, it was Mariah Carey (Sucks, Nick Cannon.).
Derek Jeter doesn't just rebound from a girlfriend; he Dominique-Wilkins-tip-dunks them.
I hate to twist the knife in Bridge Moynahan's back, but Tom Brady knew what he was doing. The question is, does he still know what he's doing?
Andy Roddick went from Mandy Moore to Brooklyn Decker. He also gives hope to men from Omaha everywhere (Including myself.).
Can you hear that? If you can't, it's me chanting DER-EK JE-TER from Omaha, and I'm not even a Yankees fan (If you want to dispute this one, you can't.).
The only guy who can knock off Derek Jeter is Joe Dimaggio himself. Monroe was his second wife. Monroe's Playboy is worth more than my car (About $5,000.).