Formula One Drivers: Race To Name Their Autobiographies

by Daniel Lam (Scribe)

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September 30, 2008

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If each of the drivers were to write an autobiography...

Kimi Raikkonen: Let The Rest Choke

Felipe Massa: The Ups and the Downs

Lewis Hamilton: Cracking Under Pressure for Dummies

Heikki Kovalainen:

Nick Heidfeld: Its a Long Way To The Top, If You Want A Win

Robert Kubica: Pole For The Pole

Jarno Trulli: Train Driving for Dummies

Timo Glock: Clocking It Up

Fernando Alonso: Hating Ron for Dummies

Nelson Piquet Jr: If Only I was As Good As Dad

Mark Webber: Sh*tboxes I Have Driven

David Coulthard: Crashing for Dumbies

Sebastien Vettel: Being The New Kid

Sebastien Bourdais: Harder Than I Thought

Nico Roseberg: Fast But Not Fast Enough

Kazuki Nakajima: Life In The Slow Lane

Jenson Button: The Other Pom

Rubens Barrichello: The Shadow

Giancarlo Fisichella:

Adrian Sutil: How To Drive A Sh*tbox!

Couldn't think of ones for Kovalainen or Fisichella myself, that's for you to think.

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comments (17) write a comment »

1. reply to comment by Alejandro
   2 months ago

   Funny article, lots of spelling errors though.
2. reply to comment by Saraswathi
   2 months ago

   Heikki: "How I Hate Being Number 2 to 10" or "How I Hate Playing Second Fiddle" or "How I Have to Follow in Fernando's Footsteps"
   Giancarlo: "Why Ferrari Did Not Sign Me Even Though I am Italian?" or "How I Missed My Drive"
3. reply to comment by raam
   2 months ago

   Fisichella - Bullock-carts to Bollock-Carts: An adventure with an Indian racing team.
   Sutil - Sutil Got The Blues,
4. reply to comment by raam
   2 months ago

   Heikki - Who Moved The Fin(n)ish Line?
5. reply to comment by Ryan
   2 months ago

   Heikki - Can't quite get it up...to speed!

   Fisichella - From the top to the bottom.
6. reply to comment by Long
   2 months ago

   ha ha - really liked it

   esp. this one

   Mark Webber: Sh*tboxes I Have Driven

   1. by .
      from 2 months ago

      Mark Webber, "How to blame others 101"

7. reply to comment by Long
   2 months ago

   picked it -
8. reply to comment by .
   2 months ago

   Hamilton "England owes me!"
   

   1. by Long
      from 2 months ago

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -

      ROTFL !

      EFFIN ROTFL !

9. reply to comment by .
   2 months ago

   Massa, "Ferrari, no confunde no más"
10. reply to comment by .
    2 months ago

    Sebastian "Regen-Meister"
11. reply to comment by .
    2 months ago

    Roseberg "Der Radstuhl würde schneller sein"
12. reply to comment by .
    2 months ago

    Trulli "How to back up the field"

    1. by Daniel
       from 2 months ago

       paul, couldnt u do all of thoose in one post???

       it clogged my email.

13. reply to comment by .
    2 months ago

    It ups your post count's you look like a star!

    1. by Daniel
       from 2 months ago

       LOL, NICE THINKNG =P

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