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If each of the drivers were to write an autobiography... Kimi Raikkonen: Let The Rest Choke Felipe Massa: The Ups and the Downs Lewis Hamilton: Cracking Under Pressure for Dummies Heikki ...

Formula One Drivers: Race To Name Their Autobiographies

by Daniel Lam (Scribe)

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Humor

September 30, 2008

Humor, Auto Racing, Formula 1, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari, McLaren-Mercedes, Robert Kubica, Sebastien Vettel

If each of the drivers were to write an autobiography...

Kimi Raikkonen: Let The Rest Choke

Felipe Massa: The Ups and the Downs

Lewis Hamilton: Cracking Under Pressure for Dummies

Heikki Kovalainen:

Nick Heidfeld: Its a Long Way To The Top, If You Want A Win

Robert Kubica: Pole For The Pole

Jarno Trulli: Train Driving for Dummies

  • B/R Ticket Guide

Timo Glock: Clocking It Up

Fernando Alonso: Hating Ron for Dummies

Nelson Piquet Jr: If Only I was As Good As Dad

Mark Webber: Sh*tboxes I Have Driven

David Coulthard: Crashing for Dumbies

Sebastien Vettel: Being The New Kid

Sebastien Bourdais: Harder Than I Thought

Nico Roseberg: Fast But Not Fast Enough

Kazuki Nakajima: Life In The Slow Lane

Jenson Button: The Other Pom

Rubens Barrichello: The Shadow

Giancarlo Fisichella:

Adrian Sutil: How To Drive A Sh*tbox!

Couldn't think of ones for Kovalainen or Fisichella myself, that's for you to think.

 

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comments (17) write a comment »

  1. Funny article, lots of spelling errors though.

  2. Heikki: "How I Hate Being Number 2 to 10" or "How I Hate Playing Second Fiddle" or "How I Have to Follow in Fernando's Footsteps"
    Giancarlo: "Why Ferrari Did Not Sign Me Even Though I am Italian?" or "How I Missed My Drive"

  3. Fisichella - Bullock-carts to Bollock-Carts: An adventure with an Indian racing team.
    Sutil - Sutil Got The Blues,

  4. Heikki - Who Moved The Fin(n)ish Line?

  5. Heikki - Can't quite get it up...to speed!

    Fisichella - From the top to the bottom.

  6. ha ha - really liked it

    esp. this one

    Mark Webber: Sh*tboxes I Have Driven

    1. Mark Webber, "How to blame others 101"

  7. picked it -

  8. Hamilton "England owes me!"

    1. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -

      ROTFL !

      EFFIN ROTFL !

  9. Massa, "Ferrari, no confunde no más"

  10. Sebastian "Regen-Meister"

  11. Roseberg "Der Radstuhl würde schneller sein"

  12. Trulli "How to back up the field"

    1. paul, couldnt u do all of thoose in one post???

      it clogged my email.

  13. It ups your post count's you look like a star!

    1. LOL, NICE THINKNG =P

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