When scandal struck Charlie Sheen—perhaps due to his self proclaimed Adonis DNA—he did not submit to rehabilitate his life. Instead, he went on an all-out interview-blitz to defend it. Seemingly everyday, the news was peppered with the latest in the absurd drama starring Sheen.
He set a record for the quickest Twitter handle to amass one million followers, and, like a mint, Sheen coined numerous terms that have now entered the American lexicon. But when you can't even ask someone how they are doing without a response of, "Winning," it might be time to put Sheen on the back burner.
Here are eight sports stories that went from eyebrow-raising to eyelid-shutting faster than Charlie Sheen.