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5. Don't make me pimp slap you Rooney, you give me the ball when I say to! 4. I shall crack your neck!. I am tired of you scoring all the time! SAF never praises me! 3. R...

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5. Don't make me pimp slap you Rooney, you give me the ball when I say to!

 

4. I shall crack your neck!. I am tired of you scoring all the time! SAF never praises me!

3. R.Kelly won't shit on me when I'm through with you! I wanna piss on you, yes I do.

 

2. English football is saved. Now I must take out that pesky Fabregas!

1. World Cup shit forgiven!

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    Lol. That last caption is brilliant.

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