We've all had them—the guys on your fantasy team that lure you in like catnip, then absolutely crush your spirit with a devastating, week-demolishing performance that leaves you wishing for five minutes alone in a room with them.
They are The Punchables!
Weak backs, births of children, hip pointers, these are the hallmarks of these wimpy warriors, these beasts of the bench, these titans of the training room. Exploding for eight-cat excitement while on your bench, they beckon your weekly lineup with promises of categorical dominance, late-season prominence and statistical preeminence.
But once they get locked in there, it's nothing but meager production, gameplay reduction and percentage destruction. Oh, for a minute alone with these top five Punchables....