God Wears Black and Gold
So here I am on a Saturday night...sitting on my couch...watching top ranked teams fall like bombs on Hiroshima.
First, No. 1 USC pulls a Mamma Cass. I guess Oregon State is their equivalent of a big ham sandwich (or maybe beaver sandwich).
Next, Ole Miss must have been hiding some Kryptonite somewhere, because Florida's Superman (Tebow) was rendered ineffective.
And now, I watch as Michigan slams the door in Wisconsin's face. I said good day sir! The second greatest comeback in Michigan history.
And there's still more potential upsets to come this evening!
So...tomorrow's poll is going to have more dropouts than a southeast Missouri high school:
1. USC...ham sandwich.
2. Oklahoma...in progress, though they just scored a touchdown on their first possession so they look to be safe.
3. Georgia...yet to play
5. LSU... I think they play Mississippi State...well if Ole Miss can do it, why the hell not the dogs?
7. Texas...En route to roasting the hogs.
9. Texas Tech...Idle
10. Alabama...Playing No. 3 later tonight
Surely God must wear black and gold, he's systematically eliminating all that stands between Missouri and No. 1...and Chase Daniel's Heisman competition along with them.
What a weekend.
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