Dear Adam Morrison,
I feel for you, bro*. I too once spent some time near NBA players, and those guys were good! Jesus, were they good. I guess it’s true what they say—those guys are NBA players for a reason, haha.
So I get it. There’s no shame between us in what has transpired over the past five years, and I urge you to not take the following as a personal affront. This is my job, and I kind of have to do it whether I want to or not. Hell, I have no idea if I’m even good at it! I was good at it in college and now, poof, here I am. I hope you understand.
These are, in my most meaningless of opinions, 25 things more useful to an NBA team than draft bust Adam Morrison, aka, you.
Ryan M. Braun