So in an effort to clear a couple of dude-only pics out of my massive database of k.u.chebags, let's start with these guys:
Okay, that kid on the right has to be 13 years old. Seriously.
We know that the Mizzourah faithful are all law-abiding citizens, and we do not promote underage drinking (aka "do as we say, not what we do"), but this pic is hilarious.
We have the raffle ticket kid, who must be a k.u.chebag in training (they don't even let him wear the shirt yet, I'm impressed); I wonder if on his 16th birthday, his family sits him down and explains the rules of kU basketball to him:
- B/R Ticket Guide
"Whenever a jayhawk goes to take a shot, and an opponent is within seven feet, it is always - ALWAYS - a foul. Be sure to yell at the TV constantly about this. Also, 19 out of every 20 years we'll get bounced from the NCAA Tourney by teams from the Sun Belt Conference. Those are the cheaten'est MFers on the planet."
Next to him is the Bud Light double stacker - I can't hate on him too much for being loyal to AB products...but I
Moving on, the photo below is one of my favorite k.u.chebag pics that I've come across:
I know it's pretty simple: a dude looking at his cell phone. No big deal.
Except his face is priceless. Who could be calling him? Is that a confusing text message? Or is it that hard to figure out his new Motorazr? I really need to know these things.
Maybe I'm the only one who hopes for failure all the time, but I really hope that's a breakup text from his girlfriend. That would be sweet.
Feel free to leave your theories in the comments section.
And a nice cameo by his "body guard" behind him. That guy looks like the type who'll tell everyone, "Yeah, I'm going to the tailgating party; I know we're all there to root on the jayhawks, but I'm kicking someone's ass tonight no matter what!"
It's the team unity that I like the most about Mizzourah.
We'll be back on track next week, taking another look at the one and only official kU chick.
Feel free to leave your thoughts and rip these guys apart in the comments section. And if you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at bullyforoldmizzou@gmail.com.
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